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CHERR Y MAGUIRE IS RUNNING LOW! PPL REALLY LOVE IT! Dear Sprinkers, Helper Dennis here, Head of Customer Service and Acquisition. I regret to inform you that Cherry Maguire is popular. People love Cherry Maguire. They love doing activities and drinking Cherry Maguire while doing said activities. We expected this, of course. So we made a lot. But then a lot became a little, and now we have a little left. That's the nature of capitalism, I guess. I don't understand capitalism, or what basic economics are, or what they entail. As far as I can tell, the Federal Reserve is a guy who changes the number to make the economy go up or down depending on his mood. It's all so banal. Shallow and pedantic if you will. Anyway, we don't mean to alarm you about the cherry shortage. But maybe grab some before a potential sellout, before we make more, okay? I love you, Helper Dennis @helperdennis Head of Cherry Maguire

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