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Virginia, USA
Joined August 2017
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College students when they see something that's free:
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Photo of the year.
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The Golden State Valkyries become the fastest major league sports team to win a league championship, winning in only the second year of the franchise鈥檚 existence.
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2026 WNBA Champs, Golden State Valkyries 馃弳 The @valkyries capture a title in just their second season, becoming the fastest expansion team in league history to win a Championship! #WNBASeason30
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jestermaxxing
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you鈥檙e Berger鈥檚 break up Post-It note to Carrie from Sex and the City @tristanespinoz
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The thing about Halloween is it makes everything more fun. I saw a guy getting a speeding ticket and that鈥檚 usually not fun but he was dressed like Super Mario
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CUSE DID IT
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SYRACUSE IS SO BACK LETS GOOOOO
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Elite show
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how long does a happy meal take to kick in?
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went to a halloween party with no costume and somebody thought i was clayface
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Movies are hilarious because sometimes the best song on the soundtrack isn鈥檛 even in the actual movie.
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It happened to me: went to a Halloween party and guessed someone鈥檚 costume for them to tell me they鈥檙e not wearing one.
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a bag of halloween candy is damn near $30?? absolutely not. I will be giving out advice.
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You were probably about to show them an underrated piece of cinema too 馃挃馃挃.
hate having siblings both of them refused to watch a movie with me ugh
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Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging
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Picked up these protein bars today. 馃構
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I hate SF Halloween what do you mean you鈥檙e the vaguepost king
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