Maker. Dad. Dog Lover. Dungeon Master. Software Engineer at @ancestry. Opinions are mine... my own, my precious.
Utah, USA
Joined July 2008
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Haiku getHaiku() {
this.myHaiku = new Haiku();
return myHaiku; }
#haikuchallenge #java
Andy Johnson retweeted
Valentine Day was born on February 14, 1887. He registered for the WWII "Old Man's Draft," which targeted men between 45-64. They registered to help on the home front: fnote.it/6xuc
After 3 years as #foreverDM I’m playing tonight. Did everything setup-wise to make my DM comfortable and relaxed. Watched @SSkorkowsky video on not screwing this up and yes, I’m giving myself a Christmas gift too, I deserve it! 😆 #dnd
In the #cyberpunk future Chrome can make you faster, better, stronger - at the cost of your humanity. At least at the Apple store it comes with a 2 year warranty and optional AppleCare.
Terrain for cyberpunk games like #necromunda and #realitysedge
reddit.com/r/TerrainBuilding…
Developer: Why won't this egg compile? Why isn't my EggVM loading the mayonnaise and paprika dependencies? That yolk looks like the last iteration... is something caching it?
Trying out @dana_howl ’s Synthwave style. My Necromunda is more like Cyberpunk 2077. Not a fan of the 40k lore. #delaque
@ajbobo well I've finally joined the dark side. Necromunda starter set is arriving today. Would have gone 40k but I don't like how an entire army activates in one turn. Necromunda alternates activations 1 model at a time. (Except for group activations but still...)
Good luck to everyone who quit drawing pen and ink pictures on October 5th, but is now writing a novel and growing a mustache. Hope you make it to November 6 this year. #inktober #nanowrimo #movember
Wife: what are you doing?
Me: cooking my lunch.
W: boiling water on the stove?
M: I don’t like the consistency of microwaved water. It heats on the molecular level…
W: *basic chemistry lesson*
M: Don’t quote the deep magic to me!
If they made cosmetics for animals, would they put labels on them that said they didn’t test them on humans? #showerThoughts
My wife: Who taught your church lesson?
Me: Brother Hall.
W: Brother Hall? Haven't met the Halls, are they new?
Me: Yeah, the class used to be taught by Sister Foyer.
W: Sister Foyer? 😡
Me: 🤣 #hallclass
@ajbobo random questions:
I'm interested in 40k.
How do you pick your army? The cheapest start for 2 is the command edition starter box. But that's necrons and space marines. I think necrons are cool, but I like space marines less so.
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I made a #newspaper handout for my D&D #game. If you think it would be useful for your #dungeonsanddragons or other #rpg campaign, I've made an editable version available for a few bucks: etsy.com/listing/786455926/r…
.@dana_howl #shamegolf score down by 6. Helped my son with his Gaslands car this weekend too.
Andy Johnson retweeted
i don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you put your silverware into the dishwasher in the exact same sequence as they are arranged in the drawer, unloading goes a lot faster
Post-it builds a house.
Been working on highlighting and shading with the glazing technique. This is one of my favorite miniatures painted to date. #dnd #miniatures
