Even when the shark is eating you, there's still a moment where you're a mermaid.
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Me, making breakfast toaster pastries: "Right. I'm going to need another one of those if I'm going to make two of them."
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Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken
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absolutely, man. 1000%. we could even give them a cool job title, like "reporters"
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Every Justin Tucker miss is a bleak reminder of our own mortality.
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Considering his history, I support whatever measures that man has to employ to combat cold and flu season. nitter.gq/granthpaulsen/status/1…
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Unreal.
Republicans have spent, according to the final tally, $215 million dollars on anti-trans advertisements across the United States, not including cable/streaming.
It's been the biggest type of ad run by far by Republicans. This is their closing message.
Final tally: According to data from @Ad_Impact, Republicans spent nearly $215 million on network TV ads that paint trans people as a national threat. This figure does not include cable or streaming ads. There are 1.6 million trans people over the age of 13 in the U.S.
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Weird, I was told that the number one issue facing Americans today was transgender ten year olds playing soccer with their friends
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The biggest story of the night is Russia calling multiple bomb threats into Democratic strongholds across the country. This should shock every American to the core.
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Some historical trivia: the 60% requirement for referendums in Florida was itself passed by a referendum that received less than 60% of the vote.
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still very funny that obama won indiana and i have never attempted to learn why bc nothing could be better than my personal answer, which is that it's because he could hoop
