@3rd_String

AΦA. Fall 2k10. I tell dad jokes.

 Dallas, TX
Joined December 2010
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I know I’m big on grammar and every day I see something on FB that tells me I need to never be on there cause they don’t give af about grammar. I thought using “no” instead of “know” or using “are” instead of “our” was bad But today I saw “gel” instead of “jail”
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My sister hates that I got a few homegirls down here Everytime I be like I’m getting up with one of my homegirls she say “ here you go with that homegirls shit” 😂😂😂
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Webbie OC dawg
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Target those ai facilities
unusual_whales
@unusual_whales3h
BREAKING: Iran says it will strike oil facilities, undersea cables, datacentres and AI facilities across as many as seven countries in the Gulf in the event of a fresh US-Israeli attack
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“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hatė.” Rent is due, health insurance is tied to employment, groceries aren’t free. Yeah actually. Totally voluntary.
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KAY KAY
@KELLYCRASHOUTOct 21
Growing up , did you ever cuss out your parents ? ?😳
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if you ain’t a dog, YOU DOG FOOD.
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Not Angel and Naz doing a 2-man too small??? Goddamn bullies lmao
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I feel like every time I hear about McDonalds these days they are saying the mcrib is returning. How bout they just make it a permanent item
Fat Kid Deals
@FatKidDeals5h
The McRib is returning next week, some spots have started to get them early -Not every location will be participating this time, will have to check on the app
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“I said self and myself said hmmm” is one of my favorite sayings I love hearing from others. 😂
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Get kuzma tf outta there. Got damn
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Brute Lesnar
@BuddyNoLove9h
If you read from left to right, why on Earth do yall put the AFTER picture first? Am I missing something? I see it a lot on here.
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Like damn you gained weight?
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God decided to make a 6’4 super gorgeous hyper athletic psychopath with a high motor and likable personality. Then put her in Atlanta.
Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentral21h
“SHE CANT FU*K WITH ME.” — Angel Reese.
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This wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
baemar jr
@jefsznOct 21
This FLOORED me lmao
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Big Big Micheal Micheal
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Angel Reese
@Reese10Angel19h
DUBS IN THE MF CHATTT.
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Yea... he's gonna get slapped this season....no doubt
Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentral19h
Tyrese Haliburton had words for Derik Queen. 👀🍿
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HOW MUCH?????
unusual_whales
@unusual_whales18h
Replying to @unusual_whales
Microsoft's next-generation Xbox console, codenamed Project Helix, could cost as much as $1,800 when it launches in 2028, with a new handheld reportedly arriving a year earlier, per IGN. Read more: unusualwhales.com/news/micro…

Microsoft's next Xbox could cost as much as $1,800 and is targeting a 2028 release, per IGN

Microsoft's next-generation Xbox, codenamed Project Helix, has internally been projected to cost between $1,200 and $1,800 and is targeting a holiday 2028 release, per IGN, citing a Fortune profile...

unusualwhales.com
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Hamm@Prince_Jaaffy18h
Slap that motherfucka, Derik
NBACentel
@TheNBACentel20h
TYRESE HALIBURTON AND DERIK QUEEN GOING AT IT 🍿 🍿 🍿
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The lakers are WHITE Af 😂😂😂
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