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it's a bit confusing when a bitch let you smash first time linking up, cause you're like, are you a hoe or i'm that nigga
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs.
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I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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A Mexican who learned English in an Italian accent because he worked in pizza restaurants
This man is a cum town bit come to life
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Ima get a girlfriend so I don’t have to watch football anymore. I’d rather be at a pumpkin patch or drinking mimosas or some shit































