1/5 of the steppers, top 100 madden player, former nicotine addict, she broke, im up

Joined November 2025
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Boston, Massachusetts.
Tuscany, Italy
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it's a bit confusing when a bitch let you smash first time linking up, cause you're like, are you a hoe or i'm that nigga
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs.
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doing the opposite of a cleanse this weekend goin on a clog
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Nigga was on a crack and got a btch before me.
Delonte West, who is 11 months sober, has announced that he is officially married! ❤️
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Nggas with a ugly btch always tryna give relationship advice, ngga that sht don't work on bad btches stfu
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Thinking about this guy tonight
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My girl going thru the 1st trimester trenches and I just lost Jalen Hurts idk who got it worse in my house right now
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I Flew a girl out like 3 years ago and her return flight had a 18 hour layover
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I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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A Mexican who learned English in an Italian accent because he worked in pizza restaurants This man is a cum town bit come to life
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Ima get a girlfriend so I don’t have to watch football anymore. I’d rather be at a pumpkin patch or drinking mimosas or some shit
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Chat gpt is my hoe going
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Duct taped exes old valentines card I found on my rumple bottle to ensure I blackout
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“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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IM SO BOSSY BITCH GET OFF ME
still get the stank face when I hear numbers on the board
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just a coupla dudes havin fun writing code completely unaware they’re about to abolish the concept of labor for an entire generation of attractive women
Instagram turns 16 today
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