Final update, enjoy the summer everyone

Finished Sopranos and fair play that pissed me off 💀

I’m going to fuck around and captain Palmer or Rogers for no good reason

Tavernier, Manzambi, Kudus, Tel, Enciso, Rayan, Rudoni, Doku Saka replacement shortlist. Who will score hattricks every week and get me inside the top 9 billion 🤔

JP to Jackson done, this game is so exciting omg 🌶️😮‍💨

Normal acting humble dude beats guy who does too many interviews, guy who acts like he’s too good to do interviews and guy who aura farms thinking he’s prime black Michael Jackson All amazing footballers. Good outcome.

Typed Joao Pedro in the search bar to check on his injury update and I can tell you he’s fine for GW9 but he’s also out for months and joining Fenerbahçe

Will be hard to upgrade this elite team with my 3 FTs so I’m open to suggestions

It’s actually 52 points after the Joaover Pedro autosub 🔥🤩 Things just keep getting better what a feeling man

OMG another massive green arrow this gameweek !! Some smart fantasy play finally being rewarded with double NEW defense, couple of bad decisions being punished like owning CHE & BHA picks but we move, loving this season atm it’s all going too well really 😍😍 48 pts, 3.4m OR

Feels like a hattrick

Alright man

Thankfully this new fantasy game currently in the works I’m testing out is insanely good and much more fun than FPL Ownership ceiling, more routes to points, no captaincy, auction based transfer market, … Will tweet invites for it during next international break

Most expensive fpl assets next season after ManCity get relegated: Gross 10.0m Isak 9.0m Gabriel 8.5m Joao Pedro 8.5m De Cuyper 8.0m Raya 7.5 Bruno 7.5m Palmer 7.5m Rogers 7.5m Saka 7.0m I’m going to try and enjoy my last season playing this game this year

I’m annoyed

I bet being analytics was more fun years ago when 80% of the field didn’t have their team

You’re aged 20-40 You wear glasses sometimes You got a bit of beard You like football You got decent grades back in school You think you’re smarter than most You like animals You like eating meat You dislike Trump You rate De Cuyper How many % of my followers did I guess right

1st time watching Sopranos 1st time watching True Detective S1 Unreal progress at work 815th in FPL Finally started reading GOT Family doing great Best friend rehab going well Arsenal PL champs 2026 a good year for me so far, some dark shit but it’s been covered by good stuff

One more red arrow and people will think my pinned tweet is AI generated

Good Vibezz draft GW8 🎯

Rank in billions + own Saka and Hornicek but can’t make a transfer because it would mean benching Gross or De Cuyper who are prime Ozil and Bale atm