Toilet Paper is a Metaphor

TERRA
Joined November 2019
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Hello to my Twitter followers and all of you haters, too, I have a big favor to ask. Please buy my new book, Framed, F*cked, and Freed. My publisher is pressing me to push pre-sales. We are hoping to make it on the bestseller list and the way to get on it is to sell 15-20 thousand copies by the time the book is released on November 10. I hate to be so blatant in asking but what the heck. Some of you are my friends. Your help can make my book a bestseller. And I really believe my book is interesting. It tells a story that starts with Obama, ends with Trump, and in the middle is a governor in prison with Crips and Bloods, Gangster Disciples, Sinaloa cartel drug dealers, bank robbers, and even men who committed murder. There was only one governor there-me! If you are interested in preordering a book, or two, or ten-please pre-order on Amazon.com. Your preorders would go a long way in making my book a success. Appreciate all of you!
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Sounds like Alex P🍆 knows a thing or two about being investigated 🤔
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Cuba’s Communist leaders don’t want you to know about their luxury real estate portfolio, but we have the receipts.
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MEAN GRANDMAS BODY COUNT
On this day in 1993, a man named Vince Foster went to Fort Marcey Park and shot himself multiple times in the back of his head to avoid testifying against Hillary Clinton. His suicide note was 2 pages long and didn't mention himself or his family but was an attempt to exonerate the Clintons from their accused crimes. A .38 caliber antique (untraceable) pistol was found in his right hand. Vince Foster was left handed.
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THE CEASEFIRE HAS COMMENCED The ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia took effect at 4:00am Moscow time on October 27, 2026.    Timing was accelerated two days ahead of schedule to protect the safety of civilians and to facilitate the delivery of critical humanitarian aid. The ceasefire’s geographic area has expanded beyond Oleshky, within the Kherson Region, to provide safe passage for the humanitarian convoys.       General Valery Gerasimov, Joint Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces has confirmed.
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LET THE ARRESTS BEGIN!!!🥳🥳🥳
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SLAVERY DEBT WAR NO MOAR
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THE ELECTION IN BRAZIL WAS RIGGED AND STOLLEN!!! —Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I CONCUR
The biggest tell for me that the election will be secure, is that the Dems are panicking and have been seeding the narrative that Trump is going to steal the election. If the Dems were confident they were going to win, they would currently all be demanding Trump to confirm that he will “accept the results of the upcoming election”. That’s what they did in 2020 when they knew they had their full array of fraud and mass mail-in ballots. However, in 2026, the Dems have not been doing that. They’ve been doing the exact opposite. The Dems have been focusing their messaging on the Trump administration interfering with the results, crying about the potential of federal agents at polling sites, crying about the seizure of ballots and tabulation machines, crying about Trump using foreign interference as a pretext for Executive intervention, etc. The Dems are behaving as if they believe they are going to lose the election. They have already been laying the groundwork to launch the “Trump stole the election” narrative for a while now. That’s why they are so focused on their fake polls, so when they lose, they can say Trump cheated. The Dems are bracing for defeat. Everyone get out and vote, and let’s ensure their defeat is definitive.
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THANK-YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
If you haven't realized that most of these "podcasters" are controlled opposition, —BUCKLE UP, BUTTERCUPS!!!
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"The cause is that three of their load-bearing pillars are cracking at the same time. The money printer, the media monopoly, and the administrative state's insulation from accountability."
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