Dear MAGA: If you dropped off your child to school as a boy and picked your child up as a girl, please return her back to school, you picked up the wrong child. Thank you.

.@VivekGRamaswamy Court records show Amy Acton's stepfather was charged with raping her when she was 12. You spent $4 million to put the mother who stood by him on TV calling Amy a liar. Then Epstein's longtime friend told you to "leave it up" and thank God for it. A child's abuse is not a campaign weapon. It is not fair game. It violates every grain of compassion, humanity, and dignity. Both parties told you to pull it. You doubled down. A man who would do this to win has no business holding public office. Drop out. You're unfit.

First, Congress, not college, you orange moron. You can't even read the fucking teleprompter. Second, your tax cuts were for those who needed them the least. To yourself. That's why not one Democrat voted for it. All you did was throw a bone at the middle class. The national debt has passed $40,000,000,000,000.

Hopefully next president wouldn't brag about this:👇

All this guy does is LIE. He makes one false promise after another. One LIE after another. He promised lower prices. Your gas, food, rent, healthcare, and credit card bills say otherwise. This November is our LAST CHANCE to DRAIN THE SWAMP. American people know where the real SWAMP is, and you can drain it this November. You have the power. He promised no foreign wars. He promised $5,000 DOGE checks and tariff checks. Neither happened. Meanwhile, according to Reuters, he and his sons added at least $2.3 BILLION through crypto ventures. You're maxing out your cards just to live. He's cashing in. Republicans in Congress won't ask a single question about it. Only a new Congress will. You can vote early in person. Vote BLUE. It's our last chance to save and repair what's left of this great nation, and to hold corrupt politicians accountable to the law.

CALIFORNIA! Here is your LAST CHANCE to DRAIN THE SWAMP. People of California, you know where the real SWAMP is, and you can drain it this November. He made false promises. He promised lower prices. Your gas, food, rent, healthcare, and credit card bills say otherwise. He promised no foreign wars. He promised $5,000 DOGE checks and tariff checks. Neither happened. Meanwhile, according to Reuters, he and his sons added at least $2.3 BILLION through crypto ventures. You're maxing out your cards just to live. He's cashing in. Republicans in Congress won't ask a single question about it. Only a new Congress will. California, your ballot is already in your mailbox. Vote BLUE. Early in-person voting centers open Oct 24 and you can vote through Nov 3. It's our last chance to save and repair what's left of this great nation, and to hold corrupt politicians accountable to the law.

IDAHO! Here is your LAST CHANCE to DRAIN THE SWAMP. People of Idaho, you know where the real SWAMP is, and you can drain it this November. He made false promises. He promised lower prices. Your gas, food, rent, healthcare, and credit card bills say otherwise. He promised no foreign wars. He promised $5,000 DOGE checks and tariff checks. Neither happened. Meanwhile, according to Reuters, he and his sons added at least $2.3 BILLION through crypto ventures. You're maxing out your cards just to live. He's cashing in. Republicans in Congress won't ask a single question about it. Only a new Congress will. Idaho, you can vote early in person through Oct 30 at 5 p.m. Vote BLUE. It's our last chance to save and repair what's left of this great nation, and to hold corrupt politicians accountable to the law.

Ohio, you know where the real SWAMP is, and you can drain it this November. He made false promises. He promised lower prices. Your gas, food, rent, healthcare, and credit card bills say otherwise. He promised no foreign wars. He promised $5000 DOGE checks, Tariff checks. Neither happened. Meanwhile, according to Reuters, he and his sons added at least $2.3 BILLION through crypto ventures. You're maxing out your cards just to live. He's cashing in. Republicans in Congress won't ask a single question about it. Only a new Congress will. Ohio, you can vote early in person. Vote BLUE. It's our last chance to save and repair what's left of this great nation, and to hold corrupt politicians accountable to the law.

.@SpeakerJohnson Why do you constantly lie to the American people. This is just fearmongering grabage. France’s protests began over rising prices, crumbling schools, teacher shortages and deteriorating public services. French authorities have not linked immigrants to the rioting. France also has border controls in place right now. Mike Johnson took an affordability revolt, erased the affordability part and replaced it with brown people. It’s fearmongering used by useless lying politicians who have no answers to the rising prices and cost of living here.

.@JDVance Mr. Vice President, that answer wasn't very clear. So, just to make sure: you're saying you all f***ed up? Thank you.

.@realDonaldTrump Thank you for your attention to this matter: 👇

Well, Donald, that would be true only if most people were as DUM"B" as you are.

Dear MAGA: If you dropped off your child to school as Tim and picked your child up after 3 or 4 days as a Tammy, please return her back to school, you picked up the wrong child. Thank you.

What a joke. He's complaining about a $1 million-a-year board seat. His own disclosure shows $1.4 billion in crypto income last year alone. That's 1,400 times as much. And that's not counting the billions his sons and son-in-law raked in during the same year. He is the definition of corruption.

Almost.