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they/xey 🦭 minister of fuss and misery

Joined April 2025
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surveillance πŸ“½
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by simply removing one apostrophe from the common idiom "the lion's share", you'll find you've written a lovely piece of microfiction about generosity. something to think about
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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voted democrat in virginia
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the concept of being the wealthiest author on earth yet you’re sitting on twitter beefing with pup shay
I must have been told to fuck off by at least a thousand men in fetish fear by now, but for God's sake try contacts. You're easily the stupidest looking I've ever seen, @pup_shay_.
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my parents vibecoded me
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if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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I hate myself and I want to live
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mfs in the uk hiding the bbw face sitting porn
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Pattycake pattycake bakers man
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just saw someone call a binder β€œthe most clocky product ever”. you guys are fucking killing yourselves and your community with the ways you talk about our bodies and how we manage them pre medical transition I fucking hate it I hate being in community with you total bummers
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i’m 5’6 and my dick is small and my friends all call me gay
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adhd + burnout + 12 assignments due today = welcome to doing nothing brother πŸ’€πŸ’€
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when my friends are joking about a fetish that I lowk have
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Wearing grey sweatpants with no bulge and my phone only charges at a certain angle
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ppl are so performatively woke ab dsmp it gets to a point where its irritating. notice how no one randomly stirs the pot by saying hermitcraft doesnt have any black ppl & dsmp wasnt the best w diversity but everyone diminishes ponks accomplishments bc it gets them a hit tweet
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Not a single person mentioning Ponk all yall deserve to go to HELL omfg
did the dream smp have black people in it
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