if a friend texts you that's bait to get you to respond

When they're quote tweeting you with anime characters and speech bubbles that's how you know you posted some bull shit

this may come as a shock to you, but (electrocutes you)

the coffee hit

off a coffee just smiling

Upper midwestern AAVE has a word for this. You say "merch" and the person has respond putting it on something, usually merch on god or merch on everything. Pretty awesome. I'm white btw.

Don't it always seem to go?

i make music and post it on various inaccessible places online and somehow a small label in italy found me and wants to make 50 CD's of a recent instrumental project. we used to pray.

What are some implications of things?

Ladies get you a man who previously used Facebook to login to McDonald's

beautiful girl coworker : i don't want to watch my CTO get old 🥲 me, a good listener : i understand. i have received your message

people are forgetting justice are washed and have been making frenchslop since ✝️

LMAOOO this shit has me staying home ALL DAY 😭😭😭 barely went outside

I’m beginning to feel like a Math god, Math god : 710192 + 28111947 + 48408 + 6124244 = 34284599

Guy who says land back in the US but he’s talking about England

Friends are nice to you on purpose so you’ll like them and share companionship