when people your age look old af and the self-realization you old af, too

not going to lie about googling a restaurant’s dessert menu during the down time following entrees

“i don’t need to not drink.”

LA happy hour part II: “chianti, what is that, a blend?” technically, yes, but i’m still going to have to peace on you.

possibly going to judge all of LA on the happy hour chocolatini ordered to the right of me

let’s do this

next to guy posting an “earn six figures from home” message, who even more incredulously, is composing and revising it entirely freestyle.

when you’re in brooklyn, but your subway conductor sounds like MC shan

should’ve stole your sister’s t-shirt

“obviously, hopefully we don’t suck.” GBV! industry city, bk

carded at chili’s. don’t call it a comeback.

olden yolk. union pool, bk

coming back like cushioned toilet seats.

GBV! bell house, bk.

omni. hemlock tavern, sf.

radioactivity. union pool, bk

running. union pool, bk

nyc local tweet: wait, gonzalez y gonzalez is still around?