Waverunner

~𝑤𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟

Nothing more satisfying than cracking the sound barrier.

The speed of sound is considerably slower than light, so I don't have to worry about accidentally going back in time and causing changes that don't make any sense for a thirty year branch.

"Figured it'd be a good place to meet in the middle."

"No, but it's an easy trip."

"The view of LA is gorgeous at night."

Neither for him, he's only concerned about wasting the food. "Do you patrol during the day or night?"

Contemplating gender identity.

"Something light, in case the end of the world interrupts us."

"I could bring some food up to the Hollywood sign."

"I just realized I named myself after a jet ski..."

"It depends on if this is masked date."

I wonder if there's some secret superhero club I haven't been invited to.

Crime rate in my city isn't even that bad, it's pretty much just the big villains.

Blender is broken. He's gonna try the finger trick.

So disruptive...

Eating a hot dog.

Can we, just for once, have a crime free weekend?

Devouring chocolate.

Criminals stay out.