@ACKibbi

Fred Sanford always spoke the truth.

 Andover, MA
doughney.net/tasty/
Joined August 2014
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If I ever eat coocoo krusties just punch me in the face @StateFarm
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I wish I could take the world to lunch
Customers suck balls
Right now id fight 45 of your grandmas, even if they joined together like a grandma voltron . Id go for the joints.. grandmas got weak joints. Once they were down…knee drop. Crush those geriatric ribs
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As long as I protect my eyes throat n nuts i’ll be good.
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Grandmas inevitably go for the nuts
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She says daddy.. can we have Chinese food? My answer is yes. Tomorrow we make empanadas
Anyone wanna suck the spider babies outta my ass lump? -a memoire
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Turns out it was a Hemorrhoid . My bad
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Gorgonzola
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I will drive by 6 other great pizza places to get to @JimmysFamous and have the best. The food , the staff… from the top down 👍🏻
Bless this immunity 🎶
Jaws wears dentures #UnacceptablePlotTwists
Neo has scoliosis #UnacceptablePlotTwists
Spiders come out of the “mysterious” “ mosquito bite” on my ass #UnacceptablePlotTwists
Mosquito bit my ass n left a big bump, Now when I sit down it hurts to take a dump 🎶
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Long weekend and I have a pimple on my balls 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Blumpkin Spice #StrangeFallFlavors
JUST IN: Ed Asner, gruff ‘Lou Grant’ star, dead at 91 boston25news.com/news/trendi…

Ed Asner, gruff ‘Lou Grant’ star, dead at 91

Ed Asner, who portrayed grizzled news producer “Lou Grant” for more than a decade, has died at 91.

boston25news.com
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