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The old β€œwe’re gonna build you a bullet train” trick…
New Texas bill filed would build a 110 mph train from Dallas to San Antonio
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Name and nationality?
JUST IN: New York man pleads guilty to running a fake adult day care operation as part of a $127 million Medicare & Medicaid fraud scheme.
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No one uses bike lanes…
LA Mayor-elect Nithya Raman to push $3.1B street overhaul forward that could squeeze drivers on city's busiest roads trib.al/QLglInM
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Now it’s just California with higher property taxes, shittier sports teams and crappier weather
JUST IN: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Texas Democrats introduce 20 bills seeking new gun restrictions across the state.
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You can’t even get a car for that
JUST IN: Former Biden economic adviser proposes allowing first-time homebuyers to purchase homes with just a $1,000 down payment.
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2-7, lost in space…
Carlie Irsay-Gordon On The Sidelines, Taking A Bunch Of Notes And Looking Very Focused On Her Play Sheet.
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Tech dudes getting honeypotted left and right lol
Nvidia just opened an investigation into their own CEO, Jensen Huang, after he admitted to having a romantic relationship with a woman who turned out to be a Chinese spy.
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Yeah, we know bro
JUST IN: Abdul El-Sayed declares β€œMichigan is the capital of Arab America.”
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What an idiot. Terrible
A man has been arrested after leaving his 6-year-old daughter sleeping outside a store to hold his place in line for Pokemon cards Police say he gave her a pillow and blanket before going home, leaving her alone for around an hour
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What a fucking joke…
Rewards for Justice is offering a reward of up to $20 million and possible relocation for information about Iran’s nuclear program, including its facilities, equipment, and associated personnel, such as those in the scientific community, or the movement of any of the above. Submit a tip: rewardsforjustice.net/reward…
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Of all the ways to shit the bed
A miracle to advance to the State Title Game for the kids from Bennett County in South Dakota The games are NEVER OVER in High School Football
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Republicans hit a wall because they kissed The Wall.
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Terrible ending with Madrid Terrible ending with Juventus Terrible ending with Man United Terrible ending with Portugal Suitable ending for a narcissistic manchild who thinks he’s bigger than the game.
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Probably high as a kite here, but Michael Irvin is talking 100% facts here
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Go home…
We are in the absolute middle of nowhere in Wyoming. All of a sudden, everything is white and it’s snowing like crazy. We just drove for about an hour through complete darkness to get here. Not a single house or light along the road.
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How to defend yourself. Follow for more self-defense tips. πŸ€™
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You know it’s Election Day when random places like Canoe Township, Centerville and Wabbahamma County trending…
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