@AC_Monroe

🔞18+ ONLY🔞 Author, terminal optimist, and believer in second chances. Buy my debut novel The Black Orchid: https://xitter.cf/t.co/LjAo4sUnFX

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Joined January 2011
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It's here y'all! My debut novel, The Black Orchid, is now available on Amazon in paperback! Please go grab yourself a copy, and leave a review! Thank you all so much! 🙏 a.co/d/08CiY75t

The Black Orchid

In the near future, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania is crumbling under automated decay, and Christian nationalist fervor, two haunted men collide over a cup of bitter coffee. Xander, a twenty something, shy,...

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Sadly, Sagan was a prophet.
Secular Talk ([email protected])
@KyleKulinskiOct 24
Holy fucking shit
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THIS and a Himbo to cuddle me fireside and share the blunt with me would heal me y'all 🥹
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Good morning. Happy Nut Day to all 😁
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
Today is National Nut Day.
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10 out of 10 answer, absolutely no notes. 👏👏👏
That Gay Guy 💬
@gayguycandlecoOct 18
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Jersey Deer need to calm TF down right now! 😂🤣😭💀
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@GothamistOct 16
Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn gothamist.com/news/deer-are-…

Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn

Mid-October through mid-December is deer mating season, which can be a danger to drivers as the sex-seeking creatures cross roadways throughout the Garden State.

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“No one wants to work anymore.” NO, no one wants to work a full time job and still need THREE ROOMMATES to afford rent. We’re talking bottom-of-the-barrel, basic shit here. The richest country on the planet, and half the population can barely afford to live.
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If you're looking for something different to do this weekend and want to cozy up with a good book 📚 and some coffee ☕ while you listen to the rain outside on this breezy autumn weekend, why not pick up a copy of my debut novel The Black Orchid? 😁 amazon.com/dp/B0HDZ3FK8N?lv=…

The Black Orchid

In the near future, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania is crumbling under automated decay, and Christian nationalist fervor, two haunted men collide over a cup of bitter coffee. Xander, a twenty something, shy,...

amazon.com
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This is INCREDIBLE 😂😭💀
Evan@daviddunn177Oct 14
This is Jaime West. She’s a Democrat running for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana. She’s drunk. And her final words to the voters were: “We have guns too.” If she runs for President, she’ll win 49 states.
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please be kind to stray cats, they have no one
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Walmart is a TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY. This is how they reward their life long employees. Truly despicable. But don't kid yourself, they're not unique. All big corporations are like this. Greedy to their core. We need to tax the big corporations and billionaires out of existence.
Paper Parrot
@paperparrot_Oct 10
Employee Gayle is going viral for being honored with just flowers at her retirement after working 44 years at Walmart.
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Yooooo! 🤣😂😭💀
𝓡𝓪𝔂@ray_soto15Oct 9
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Absolutely INSANE that this is legal. We need term limits and age limits for ALL federally elected positions, AND for all judges and justices appointed or elected federally. Period.
GOP Ls
@GOP__LsOct 9
🚨 Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, 93, has filed paperwork to run for re-election in 2028. He would be 101 years old when his term ends.
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This is really disgusting and scary. Public executions are not something that happens in a healthy democracy or society. We cannot normalize this shit.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 8
BREAKING: The execution of Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan by firing squad will be "made public so people can watch it," per Pete Hegseth. It will happen on December 3, at the same base where he carried out the massacre.
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I cannot wait for the midterm elections to be over and we can all see how horribly wrong and inaccurate the polls were AGAIN. Will this election finally end the polling industry as a whole? Doubtful, they'll just go back to selling lies. Just vote y'all. Don't sit this one out.
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OH 🙈
Science girl
@sciencegirlOct 3
Deer Calling World Championship 2026 in Germany
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That's quite an argument you're making there granpa. 🤣
Acyn
@AcynOct 2
Republican Speaker at Trump Rally: The only thing the Democrats have to offer… socialism, abortions, and free healthcare for all.
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I had to see this STD of a video, and now all of y'all have to as well. I'm so sorry. 💀
Steve Hilton
@SteveHiltonxOct 1
Just try it, California.
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I definitely guessed horribly wrong as well! 😂🤣😭💀
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I really really really love going down "nature trails" y'all! 🥵
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d71@governmnthkrSep 29
“Dick Van Dyke” when Pussy Van Faggot walks in
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