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Going out on a limb here and suggesting that the people who spend apparently 85% of their mental resources obsessing over the genitals of the people in a public restroom with the are way creepier than people who just go there to pee.
I miss having a fun site where millions of people could create and share clever one liners throughout huge national events.
The convention has not nominated a candidate yet. The Democrat Party has a patriotic duty and a moral obligation to nominate someone other than Joe Biden.
12 random New Yorkers exhibit more moral courage and strength of character than every single Republican Senator.
Maybe some day soon, someone will take a big knife and cut into everything, and we'll find out that the past 8 years have really been made of cake all along.
Financial advice in 2023 is getting perilously close to my internal monologue when I'm in a bout of severe depression.
CEOs will literally call on governments to deliberately undermine the wellbeing of their own citizens to benefit corporations instead of going to therapy.
It's funny how being grounded went from a punishment to the goal you and your therapist are working toward.
Just in: health insurance is pure evil, and we should burn it to the ground.
Lee Mazurek had been on medication to keep his chronic disease at bay for nine years when a @Cigna employee flagged his case for review.
The company estimated it could save $98,000+ if he switched parts of his treatment plan. Then came the denial. 🧵👇👇
They're banning history books because if you read history books, you know exactly why they're banning them.
And suddenly the @MerriamWebster page for the word "indict" crashes due to a colossal traffic spike.