Gale Hawthorne

I love you, @ReeseHawthorne. Always and forever. #Rale

[Hides this letter in Ceri’s favorite book for @ReeseHawthorne to find for story time.] nitter.gq/AHunterFound/status/13…

An Anniversary Letter Read: tl.gd/n_1srhivl

Now I know she only married me for the free movie tickets.

These two will always be my #WCW. I’m the luckiest man in the universe.

Wife. @ReeseHawthorne

// oops wrong Gale

// I hope Mel laughed too. 😂

// I feel bad for being so mean but it’s funny. 😂

// ugh how dare Mel show up when I’m supposed to go to bed. 🥺

Are you calling my wife ugly?! [Has a “oh no you didn’t” expression.] Because I believe she’s the most beautiful woman to exist, and you’re saying my vision isn’t good. So you’re insulting my wife?!

// I’m sorry it’s just so fun to be mean to her. 😂

I like giraffes. They’re wonderful creatures, like I’m sure Orev is. Are you upset because he has better hair than you?

I see no laws being broken. Carry on.

More like selective hearing.

[Mumbles.] Ugh, she’s still here.

[Doesn’t know the rest of the song so I just start snapping my fingers along to the best] DA- DA DA DUM DA DUM @ReeseHawthorne

I’M GALE HAW-THORNE @ReeseHawthorne

LET ME BUY YOU A DRAAANK @ReeseHawthorne

LET ME TALK TO YA @ReeseHawthorne