Name is Gabe…Foreskin Advocate

Joined February 2014
2016 we had Harambe, 2026 we have our new Harambe, Punch. He must be protected or we will be in another 10 year downward spiral!!
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Did you get the message? 🙌 🗳️ VOTE MALI & MENSAH FOR HEISMAN hopefuls.heisman.com/ballot #TheOne | #HeisMensah
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The Miami Heat are considering trading Bam Adebayo for A’ja Wilson. (Via @ChrisBHayne)
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STOP SLEEPING ON DAVION MITCHELL!
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Ignoring your favorite sports team while they’re losing so they can make a comeback is the method
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UCF STUNS NO. 2 BYU😱 on3.com/college/football/sco…
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Starting tonight Miami HEAT basketball has a new television home in Southwest Florida - Wink 11.3! More information on how to watch us in Charlotte, Lee, Collier, Glades, Hendry and DeSoto counties - gohe.at/4eeMRPN
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Haliburton was emotional after dropping 23 PTS and 12 AST in his return 🥺 Glad to have you back, Hali 🙌
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🚨 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF AMERICA, THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! The @WNBA has officially responded! IS THE #WNBA TRANSPHOBIC? Apparently, the WNBA still can’t define what a WOMAN is, but they’re absolutely certain they know what a MAN is! How convenient! WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert has declared that I am a man. Who gave her the authority to decide who I am? Who gets to define my identity? And how can the WNBA determine who is a man without explaining what qualifies someone as a woman? Is the WNBA denying people the right to define their own gender identity? You can’t have it both ways! America, read this letter for yourselves. THE WNBA HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!
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THE U IS BACK ON TOP 🔥 Miami is No. 1 in the AP poll for the first time since 2002.
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MIAMI ESCAPES FSU IN 2OT AFTER BACK-TO-BACK NEAR HAIL MARY TDS🤯🤯🚨 This game was NUTS
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Looks like The Fusion is this duo’s new handshake 😎🤣
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Ryan Conwell, everyone 😤
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men who are Miami Dolphins fans are absolute gems. they’re loyal. they don’t leave when things get bad. they tough it out. they’ll talk a lil smack to you, but they won’t let anyone else talk shit. they have hope, a dream, and a whole lotta delusion. gimme a Dolphins fan all day every day.
No girl wants a guy 0-4 in fantasy
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When you let your QB develop instead of panicking because of twitter trolls
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No. 4 Miami (FL) CRUISES to a road victory over Clemson 🙌
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GIANNIS IS REALLY A MIAMI HEAT PLAYER
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Mike Tomlin showcases his Minecraft city that he’s been building for a decade:
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*Wake Forest loses to #4 Miami, beats #16 Louisville* “Oh my gosh, the ACC is so bad. Unrank Louisville, still a bad win for Miami, keep Wake Forest unranked.” *Kentucky loses by 28 to Alabama, beats a bad Texas A&M team* “LOOK AT THE DEPTH OF THE SEC! CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW TOP 25 RANKING, KENTUCKY! 💕💖🎁”
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Baugh is life. Third TD of the day. 52-28 Gators.
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