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Joined January 2021
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my bitch ass neighbor called the police cause I was smoking on the balcony. The police came and ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. they ask where'd u buy it? I said from the neighbor now they at his house searching his shit.
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Omoh this girl don finish zlatan 😂 😭
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IF YOUR EX IS REALLY DONE, THIS IS HOW YOU'LL KNOW it is not the silence. it is not how warm the last reply was. it is not whether they still get jealous. someone can be done with the relationship and still feel all of that 1/6
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Never Forget
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Being attracted to somebody's voice, mind, ambition, and the way they carry themselves.
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No evil formed against my soul shall prosper.
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Not enough people talk about how a good live band can make you fall in love with an artist's entire catalog all over again.
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Success built on solid ground carries a different kind of confidence.
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I assume Btches have moved on, yet they are still keeping tabs on me.
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What’s it called when you’re only impressed by sunrises, sunsets, full moons, butterflies, ocean waves, trees, hummingbirds, and rainbows?
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When you message someone and they don't reply the entire day, take note. Then late that night, they go, “Sorry, my day was crazy.” And yeah, they may have been busy. But here's what no one wants to admit: nobody's that busy: 1/4
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Let me stop playing with this man and see where it goes 🥴
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You ever stay up late on Sunday night cause you’re dreading Monday morning.
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Your man being everything you prayed for and some things you didn't even know to ask for >>>>>>>>>
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The biggest red flag isn’t always cheating. Sometimes it’s having a partner who never cares about how their actions make you feel.
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Some People Only Respect Boundaries After They Realize You’re Serious About Walking Away.
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Nobody talks about how quietly a habit can become a lifestyle. One day you’re smoking occasionally; the next, you’ve built your entire schedule around when you can smoke.
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Let’s revive this dead ass accts guys 😛
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Hi. Student loans are predatory and no one at 18 understands what the hell they’re doing.
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Here are the signs you're really in a situationship, even if what you want with this person is a committed relationship. Some of these may be tough to hear, but if you want something real, you need to understand how things ended up as a situationship, especially when it comes to number three: 1/8
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