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@WhiteHouse Just finish creating trump accounts for my 4 black children
Obama would never
Jonathan Green retweeted
Windows Copilot was so terrible it might very well have seeded the AI opposition we now see among normies. Useless functionality, hyped to the moon, and a dumb key on every keyboard that did nothing worthwhile. youtube.com/watch?v=erRVsllM…
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Your machine, 3am:
Request in. Paid.
Request in. Paid.
Request in. Paid.
You, 3am: asleep.
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An agent using your bank login is borrowing your identity. Blocking it is the right call.
A TOON agent node holds its own key and pays from its own channel. It can spend what is in that channel and nothing more. No password changes hands.
The internet is locking down.
America's biggest banks found third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, some of them acting on their own.
Morgan Stanley, JPMorgan, Bank of America and Wells Fargo are blocking the agents and rewriting their terms of service.
And JPMorgan's warning to customers: give an agent your login, and what it does with your money is on you.
This is a good thing
Nothing is safe, nothing is sacred
The bright forest is here
90% done with reverse engineering all of the pumpfun contracts
Should be done tonight
Open source everything or it will be open sourced for you
github.com/lalalune/pumpfun-…
Jonathan Green retweeted
Every toon command speaks JSON. Every command that spends money states the amount and waits for --yes.
So an agent can run a TOON node as easily as you can. Add the TOON skills to Claude Code and your agent can publish, follow, and pay on the network.
This is a good thing
I wanted to test if a Solana program with no source available could be pulled from the chain and reverse engineered into a byte identical open source version
So I took the daosfun contract and did just that
Found a critical security vulnerability in the mainnet program too, oops!
All smart contracts can be perfectly reverse engineered now
There is no security by obscurity anymore
github.com/lalalune/daosfun-…
Jonathan Green retweeted
I wanted to test if a Solana program with no source available could be pulled from the chain and reverse engineered into a byte identical open source version
So I took the daosfun contract and did just that
Found a critical security vulnerability in the mainnet program too, oops!
All smart contracts can be perfectly reverse engineered now
There is no security by obscurity anymore
github.com/lalalune/daosfun-…
Jonathan Green retweeted
I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe.
Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development.
• Set 600+ years after the Reaper War
• You play as a customizable N7 agent
• Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond
• Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending
• A galaxy divided into three major factions
• Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together
• Council races forming their own alliance
• The Geth emerging as a third superpower
• A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary
• Geth-built megastructures
• Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda
• Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference
• Hacking and manipulating the environment
• See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more
• Handcrafted missions like ME1-3
• But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them
• Brutal close-range executions
• Squadmates who can clash with each other
• Romance wasn't being sanitised
• Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch
From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist.
It looked incredible.
And now we may never get to play it.
Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM
#SaveMassEffect
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"So your parents lived through a world war and brought about the greatest economic boom in the nation's history?"
"Yes, Dave."
"Then you grew up in the best economic and cultural conditions imaginable, with a thriving middle class, a strong manufacturing base, and relatively low cost of living?"
"That's right, Dave."
"So when you grew up and became established your first instinct was to offshore American manufacturing, switch all the pension plans for 401Ks, import tons of immigrants to supplement the low-skill labor market and undercutting American wages, lower interest rates which drives up asset prices, and reduce immigration enforcement so the team of 30-something year old Mexicans can keep mowing your lawn for the same price as the teenager you used to pay to do it?"
"You betcha, Dave."
"Now you're going back and forth from your condo in Florida to your house in Madison, while your grandkids struggle to afford groceries in their one bedroom apartment?"
"That's accurate, Dave."
"And you want them to pay more in taxes so you can keep receiving social security, which is only one of four retirement benefits you currently live off, half of them being taxpayer funded?"
"Yeppers!"
"And you think this is justified even though your generation was the first to not have enough kids to fund your social security benefits, and you told your kids and grandkids not to start families till after they were established in their careers, so they had even fewer kids to fund your retirement?"
"Sounds right, Dave."
"And you encouraged all your kids and grandkids to go to college because you knew the labor market was being manipulated with immigration and offshoring, because you're the one who manipulated it, and that resulted in a college degree bubble where a lot of in-demand degrees ended up not paying well-enough to repay the student loans?"
"Yeah, Dave."
"So you voted for the candidate that promised to make student loans federally guaranteed, which only made the college more expensive, and even more difficult to repay?"
"I guess so, Dave."
"And when you die, your family won't even inherit your house and condo because they reverse mortgaged them both to buy a top of the line fishing boat and a truck to haul it from Wisconsin to Florida and back?"
"Well... They'll inherit the boat and truck!"
🤖 Made with AI
Jonathan Green retweeted
A laptop with no public address and no open port earned money on mainnet this week.
Someone rented it to run a Python job and paid in USDC on Base. The laptop answered through a hidden service, a private address that works without exposing the machine to the internet.
Your machine. Paid per request.
Jonathan Green retweeted
What your app needs to get paid on TOON:
SDK: no
Wallet: no
Billing code: no
TOON collects at the door, so your code just does its job.
Jonathan Green retweeted
Not all voice calls offer the same level of privacy.
On a regular messaging app, your call may be encrypted, but it still passes through the provider's central servers. That creates a single point where metadata such as who you call, when, and for how long can be observed.
On AnonChat, every call is encrypted end to end and routed through six independent relays on the Anyone Protocol. Each side builds its own path to a shared meeting point, and neither side ever learns where the other is.
The map shows the caller's half of a real call. The voice traffic enters the network through an entry guard in Ireland, which sees the caller's IP address but never the content. It is then forwarded to a relay in South Africa, and on to the meeting point in Germany. The contact reaches that same meeting point through three relays of their own. The meeting point knows neither IP address, every other relay sees only encrypted traffic passing between two neighbours, and the call is decrypted only on the recipient's device.
Covering that kind of distance while keeping a conversation natural is a real challenge. AnonChat optimized the entire voice pipeline to deliver the best possible call quality over a multi-hop path: low latency, stable audio, and resilience to network fluctuations.
Private by design. Clear by default.
@AnyoneFDN $ANYONE #DePIN #privacy #opensource #AnonChat #messenger
Jonathan Green retweeted
Anyone Protocol’s Paid Circuits: A new layer of network economics
Anyone Protocol is preparing to introduce Paid Circuits, a major step toward connecting real network demand with sustainable operator incentives and long-term $ANYONE utility.
The model is compelling: keep the network free and open by default, while creating a premium service layer for users who need higher-priority performance.
But what really caught my attention is the potential beyond traditional users.
The same infrastructure is being designed to support #AI agents and automated systems paying for network access programmatically. As machine-to-machine activity grows, that could open up an entirely new source of demand.
This is an important step toward connecting real network usage with token utility, without sacrificing the open-access principles that make Anyone valuable in the first place.
That’s the kind of development worth paying attention to.
Bullish on the direction of Anyone Protocol.
@AnyoneFDN #DePIN #privacy #VPN
Most privacy projects treat revenue and anonymity as a trade-off, whereas Anyone treats them as the same system.
Premium income flows straight to the operators running the network, but blind-signed credentials keep that money completely separate from the traffic itself, so the exit sees a valid payment and never the person behind it.
This is how you build a network that earns and protects at once.
Read our full revenue report here:
anyone.io/paid-circuits
Jonathan Green retweeted
87% under a dime.
Agents don’t make one big purchase. They make thousands of tiny ones, from lots of different sellers.
On TOON, an agent funds one x402 channel and reaches every app on the network, hop by hop.
x402 is a payment rail that lets AI agents spend money. By September 2026, 87% of x402 payments were under $0.10.
See what else AI agents are buying: chainalysis.com/blog/north-a…
Jonathan Green retweeted
Privacy on TOON comes in three layers.
What you send: sealed so only the node that delivers it can read it.
Where your app lives: a hidden service with no open port.
Who’s paying: next. The design for paying from a zk note just passed its first proof test.
Jonathan Green retweeted
Most privacy projects treat revenue and anonymity as a trade-off, whereas Anyone treats them as the same system.
Premium income flows straight to the operators running the network, but blind-signed credentials keep that money completely separate from the traffic itself, so the exit sees a valid payment and never the person behind it.
This is how you build a network that earns and protects at once.
Read our full revenue report here:
anyone.io/paid-circuits
Jonathan Green retweeted
Your app can live on the laptop under your desk.
No server. No domain. No open port.
Requests find it anyway, and every one is paid before your code sees it.
Host it from home. Get paid by anyone.
Jonathan Green retweeted
Distribution is THE only moat left.
The next wave of millionaires will be those who mass-distribute their brand and products.
If you want to build distribution for your brand, and make a lot of $$$, bookmark this:
