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"It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." - Picard
Happy #StarTrekDay
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If an individual therapist did this, they’d lose the right to practice and the same should apply to Sam Altman
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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO.
Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec
Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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I just tried to explain this to my wife and she asked for a divorce.
Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.cf/usedgov/status/2115069…
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"We should divorce the person of Elon Musk from this conversation. Musk is a uniquely dangerous individual and the fact that he controls SpaceX increases the national security risks. But the risks would still exist no matter who controlled the company."
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Imagine asking with straight face a British person: "well how would you feel if I insulted Margaret Thatcher?"
I trust doctors still, but I think we should just assume and start with every single woman having cysts, endometriosis, adeno, fibroids, etc. until it is ruled *out*.
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how many more billions of dollars that could be used to actually fix society are instead gonna go to useless ai companies that literally cant turn on a profit
AI companies are scrambling for cash at a record pace, per The Washington Post.
The buildout is so expensive that even Silicon Valley’s giants are burning through cash, and they’re now racing each other to raise money for data centers, chips and equipment.
Just this month:
Meta plans to raise up to $95 billion by selling stock, with AMD and Nvidia buying in
Anthropic is preparing one of the largest IPOs ever
OpenAI is reportedly seeking $30 billion at a valuation above $1.4 trillion
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Asked a coworker his favorite color during an icebreaker and he quickly responded "blue. cause I'm a man."
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how late is too-late for renaming a cat cause Coleslaw is cute as hell
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The idea of doing a character voice… doing an impression of someone else’s voice… while being able to hear clearly both the original voice and the impression is absolute mastery of your craft
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i don’t understand why so many women with massive ovarian cysts all look so similar and yet doctors still twiddle their thumbs like they aren’t sure if it’s worth investigating
LOL what a great fucking week to be a Spurs fan. We beat Chelsea, Kane gets the Ballon d'Or, and Arsenal loses against a League 2 team. Great week to be a hater, I live for it.
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We have to end Social Security because its broke or whatever. Also we have to make your computer live forever so it doesn't get mad at you. The cost of this is not a concern.
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JD Vance's in-laws' names are Radhakrishna Chilukuri and Lakshmi Chilukuri. I wonder if he tells them this stuff, too. To their faces. Or does he just save it for white MAGA rallies?
Truly a racist pathetic embarrassment of a son-in-law to his brown Indian immigrant in-laws.
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Loves Cheesecake Factory so much he pretended to visit it
Barack Obama actually compared President Trump’s White House to Saddam Hussein opening a Cheesecake Factory.
Imagine being a former president and thinking that’s a clever insult.
The Cheesecake Factory is a great American success story. Good food, hardworking employees, and millions of customers who love eating there.
Obama thought he was insulting Trump, but he managed to drag a popular American restaurant into his cheap political joke.
Americans are enjoying their cheesecake while Obama is still bitter about Trump.
What an embarrassment.
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Kelly Clarkson needs to be stopped!
Metal bird sculpture stolen from art exhibition bbc.in/4ibSlM0
