Allie Wotring retweeted
Might get canceled for this but I find it disrespectful when ppl don’t stand for the national anthem. As soon as you hear it, you need to show respect and stand up. I get chills every time I hear “When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night”
Allie Wotring retweeted
When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of
Allie Wotring retweeted
why do white people always have the weirdest names for grandparents wdym youre gonna go see oompa and booger
Allie Wotring retweeted
happy bachelor finale day to all who celebrate #TheBachelor
Allie Wotring retweeted
me when i hear justin bieber start singing somebody to love during the halftime show
Allie Wotring retweeted
“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what
Allie Wotring retweeted
there is a little roomba in my brain bonking into the corner again and again instead of going around and cleaning up the bad thoughts
Allie Wotring retweeted
This Court has made it clear it will not protect the rights of women.
I will. That’s why today I'm signing an Executive Order to protect access to reproductive health care.
Allie Wotring retweeted
I’m 7 songs in to this Drake album and I feel like I’m at Zara trying on jackets
Allie Wotring retweeted
i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg


















