ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐢-𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐨

ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐎𝘩 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪-𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢, 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵. ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎.

this is why he should’ve divorced your ass in the first place ! batting-ton is better

Well I do not .

#COSMO: I need to be on anti Cosmo as well. I swear i may do a starter call out post here and do a new shipping call out post. Gotta clean this account up.

“ did you eat this morning ? perhaps your brain needs something more than just couches. ”

he can hear her genuine expression under her words. he knows all she does she tries and he’s very much grateful for it ! trying is the key’s medicine to success later down the road. as he keeps himself solidified on ground , he closes his eyes to inhale her scent.

“ this — this I certainly approve of ! you are speaking facts. ”

the mere eye contact by the two which they are sharing as of now causes Anti-Cosmo if tighten his collar. dismissing his eyes from them he asks. “ how have you been ? I do hope you know I haven’t forgotten our . . . ” date ? planning ? outing ? he’s lost.

#COSMO: dare I say this. I miss rping as a character in the MLB fandom.

ah yes. he always wonders how the mind of his wife works. he’s always been entertained by her behavior and small tendencies to devour objects. though there are times he wishes her to not do so he can’t always intervene. “ no evil schemes brewing in the mind ? ”