Just got back from a multi state RA trip. Remembered while I was on my way to one of the states that I know someone that lives in one of the states I went to and he used to sell on Amazon. So while I was on my way I hit him and paid him(about 2x what Johnny pays his own mother) to help me source his whole state and help me prep and send what we got. Got the whole state done in 1.5 days instead of 3-4. Connections FTW.

I started amazon with 4 thousand bucks. Now I consider it a shitty sourcing day if I don’t spend at least 3-4k. Kinda crazy

Just flanked a pokemon dork who was Rainbow 6 peeking 5 aisles down trying to spy on the Pokémon card re-stocker. Me-“Sup Peek-at-chu” Dork-**jiggly puff giggle* *walks away fast*

the fat pokemon dorks with cargo shorts and tye dye shirts who carry the little hand basket and waddle to the Pokémon aisle are the reason we need to bring back bullying.

I’m glad my manager at the gas station lets me spend my lunch hour sourcing for Amazon. P.S. 3 million on the rolling 12💰💰.

Cashier- what are you a reseller? Me- who me? Nah. My phone-**ebay cha Ching” Cashier-🤨 Me-

Time to start selling AI email organizing bots on Twitter. #vibecode

Absolute GOAT of a Friday. Wife and I got to go watch my son receive an award at school and have lunch at school with him. Had to miss some things like this with my daughter at his age cause I used to work for someone else. Then dropped almost 15k on OA/RA/a2a. Annnd it’s muh fuckin pizza night.

You know who the ladies are who have TikTok brains cause they are the ones that can’t pick things up without tapping them with their nails like it’s an ASMR video. Like lady, why are we tik tok tapping a loaf of bread? Are we trying to turn it back into flour, or ? So glad my wife isn’t a tik tok she-bot NPC.

Yo pay attention

Nothing sexier than my wife calling me to tell me “just beat a fat stay at home mom to the last needoh advent, she was FAAAAT and mad about it!”

You have to show pics of the full tool kit before you de bundle it to sell on Amazon.

what the fuck, bitch.

Bet they paid for it on their credit card for .20 cents in CC rewards. Slap them for me please brother Caleb.

Just saw a little toddler whose parents got him a Broccoli haircut, poor baby. I think I’m going to call CPS on his parents.

4 year old son just smoked me 2-1 in a best of 3 series of “Let’s Go Fishin’” . I think my day can only get better from here.

“I haven’t even opened seller app today, guess I’ll see how it’s going”

Me when Bqool users hop on my listing at $5 less than everyone else.

Ayo @bricks_minifig can we organize a boxing match between myself and ScAmman McTheft? I’d like to knock his punk ass mustache off his face.

One of my suppliers accidentally told the wrong person(me) where they get some of their supply from. And now I’m in another state at my suppliers supplier, and let’s just say my supplier ain’t gone be happy with their next supply drop. Cold world.