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The Roundest Wizard of All

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Joined January 2011
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autoerotic asphyxiation but from eating potato wedges too fast
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Mr. Make It Happen (@SupportThaNawf) profile picture
Mr. Make It Happen@SupportThaNawfNov 4
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) profile picture
Osita Nwanevu@OsitaNwanevuNov 3
She's made off with the Mackinac Bridge! But she's left this clue for you, gumshoe: All the Great Lakes might be great, but this one's only the fourth largest of them by surface area.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Nov 3
NewsNation: Haley Stevens casts her ballot on Election Day.
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pawg$lave@cumclogNov 1
If you work potato harvest season in North Dakota there’s a pretty common game where everybody picks their most fuckable spuds. These are mine from a couple years ago
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Normal Dervy@Dervy5 Aug 2023
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DJ R-Tistic (@DJRTistic) profile picture
DJ R-Tistic
@DJRTisticOct 30
🤷‍♀️ (@ImLitAsfk) profile picture🤷‍♀️@ImLitAsfkOct 28
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) profile picture
Patrick Stewart
@SirPatStew31 Oct 2013
Happy Halloween.
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Val Kilmer
@valkilmer29 Oct 2013
I once tickled Lou Reed. I regretted it for the longest while as he spoke to me few times after that dinner. But I'm glad now. He needed it.
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 29
If baseball teams cooperated instead of competing, they could work together to score a virtually unlimited number of runs. And isn't that the point? To score runs?
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Actually it's pronounced 'Mee lee wah kay'. It's Algonquin for "the good land"
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 28
First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Hov Cheney'd himself into the job
Drizzy Valentino ( Parody ) (@drizzyvalentino) profile pictureDrizzy Valentino ( Parody )
@drizzyvalentinoOct 27
Jay Z wig so tight he thinks we’re laughing with him
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Bulwark Clips (@BulwarkClips) profile pictureBulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsOct 26
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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Gunn@gunnsoundsOct 27
Replying to @melinskers
Some people are so completely scammable that you can make a documentary exposing how a notorious scammer did a bunch of scamming and their takeaway from the doc will be to fall for the fucking scam. I'm not sure there's even a way to prevent such people falling for it.
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Double Down News
@DoubleDownNewsOct 25
I Just Left the West Bank: What Israel is Planning is TERRIFYING @OborneTweets
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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sammy
@_itzsammyOct 24
Mad about student loan cancellation because you already paid yours off? Pretend it's a tax cut for the rich. You never got one of those either, and somehow you didn't complain.
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F I R A S 🍉 (@firasshams1) profile picture
F I R A S 🍉@firasshams1Oct 22
"I am going to demonstrate for the ghetto in the Gaza Strip. My family fought Hitler. Children are being murdered. You hate democracy, go to hell." A conscientious American citizen confronts pro-Israel demonstrators and genocide apologists.
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Margaret Kimberley@freedomrideblogOct 20
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oksowhat@temucargocult12 May 2025
Replying to @JellyRoll615
Jelly Roll do you know how menstrual cups work? It makes no sense to me but I'm afraid to ask my wife
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