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Attorney, hockey player, bird attack survivor, dancer, eccentric billionaire who fights crime at night dressed like a bat. JK, I can't dance.

Joined April 2009
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Let me tell you all a tale of how I may have influenced Army policy. (1/????)
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The roll on that block - that’s where having a Pope comes in. Great get by Poles. #Bears
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Does the @NFL think that the repeated ref show is something people want to see? It’s awful. Three straight flags in the LAC/KC game including two on the last one.
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The refs have made this league borderline unwatchable. #NFLLondonGames
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Why are you snitching tho
From The Insiders on @nflnetwork: #Bears QB Tyson Bagent is expected to start after getting first-team reps, while coach Ben Johnson stays 🤐.
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A.P. Böttcher retweeted
My eyes were wet from start to finish. I thought of being little in a big world & watching my son's first tries at this mad game. ESPN's Open to the NHL season is beautiful. I didn't expect to cry today-this is stunning. There's nothing like this sport. We at ESPN love the sport as you do. ❤️ Enjoy.
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This mf hasn’t had a job in a decade lol
Freedom and prosperity do not come from the clumsy hand of the government. They come from controlling your own destiny through the dignity born of hard work.
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What an absolute fucking joke. @ChicagoBears
Kevin Warren on the Bears’ stadium project: “I don’t think we’ve made any mistakes. As you look at these projects, I really look at these as learning opportunities.”
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A lot of weird online discourse about the Kane signing. Non-Hawks fans screaming into the abyss about how it’s an overpay for nostalgia (???) and Hawks fans screaming back about how he’ll boost merch and ticket sales (????).
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The fact is the cap is irrelevant for CHI and Kane is still a top 50 winger in the league. A legit top six forward and the best one available, whose game was never predicated on speed and won’t suddenly need to be. Guy averaged almost a point per game over the last three years.
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KD’s shopping list the summer. -Top 4 defenseman ✅ -More beef in the middle 6 ✅ -Top 6 forward ✅ Either watch them or don’t. Either way - stop complaining.
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Send this man to jail.
Giants OC Matt Nagy on physical & tough portion of "Physical, Tough, Smart, Detailed"
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I’m old enough to remember when you guys were all so mad that they traded Boqvist (out of the league) for Seth Jones (Stanley Cup Champion) and truly believing AB was the better player. The Blackhawks got better today. Stop being weird.
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Lol
Mike Babcock says he doesn't think he crossed the line in Columbus: "It was very evident before the year started...I hadn't benched anybody, I hadn't talked to anybody, I hadn't sat anybody out, and it was evident that we weren't together as a staff right from the get-go. "My wife gave me a call, and she said it's time to get out of there. I've been retired, I was pretty good at it. I got back to being retired." After a followup question about whether he thinked he crossed the line: “No, to be honest with you, anytime you make anybody feel uncomfortable in your life, you should take a look at yourself and you should say, 'How could I do that better?' "And I think that's what you do, is as a person, is you try to always be better at what you do. The situation in Columbus, they've had a full review, and I'm thankful, NHL and NHLPA, for doing that. It didn't work out for us. We're excited about making it work here." #LetsGoOilers
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Incredible the ways this league finds a way to step on its own dick time after time.
The NHL has concluded its investigation into Mike Babcock's past conduct, and the Oilers have been cleared to hire him, per @FriedgeHNIC 👀
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Me breaking out my 1998 USMNT jersey (bought in France in 1998) once every four years to cosplay as a person that knows/cares about soccer - a tradition unlike any other. #WTFisaKilometer #USMNT #WorldCup
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When are pogs going to come back
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Wait wut
NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.
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Within the hour, I got a targeted ad on my phone that purportedly helps folks lose “stubborn belly fat” while I was eating a giant piece of cake that was disguised as a giant stack of pancakes. I regret nothing.
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God DAMN
If you are looking for the final score, you can just google the year when the Leafs last won the Stanley Cup. #GoKingsGo
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Spencer Knight would have saved that. #TeamUSA
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