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former Trump admin WH lawyer / GC; personal account. eyes and ears everywhere; 🐝🍯; Butlerian jihad; çŽ‹ćź‰ćŸ·; KM ✠

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Joined November 2011
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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Festively Spooky Kloster retweeted
Me explaining law firms to normies: so it’s like a polyamorous marriage between a hundred or more lawyers and sometimes the hypergamous partners are seduced away from the polycule, especially if they’re concerned with moneymaxxing. if enough chads leave your partnership is NGMI
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Every time a 45 year old celebrity / rich man marries a nobody 20 year old there is a power balance, bc rich men should not be allowed to marry poor women.
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I hate the term “pyramid scheme” bc the pyramids actually got built
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People need to study biology and read Aristotle. Organizations are just like animals. Fortune 500 companies are megafauna. Law firms are on the parasite/symbiote spectrum. AI is a competitor parasite / symbiote. Mega firms like Weil are highly adapted Amazon-level value extraction enterprises. They are large and deeply embedded within multiple line items across multiple components in major orgs. They provide high value but have high costs, so they tie their own org risk to the risk of the host Fortune 500 company.
Very interesting to see how many people are simply unable to do joined-up thinking. The entire organisational structure of the traditional law firm is being massively undermined by AI. It simply makes no sense whatsoever to run a law firm like five, ten or thirty years ago.
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In lab rats the tapeworm Hymenolepis diminuta likes to sit in the middle of the gut and eat well. Introduce the competitor tapeworm Moniliformis dubius and poor Hymenolepis gets pushed to the bottom over time: Moniliformis dubius is AI.
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Festively Spooky Kloster retweeted
So glad that the Omar case is in the good hands of The Only Judge In America. Rest easy.
JUST IN: DOJ seems to suggest that no charging decision has been made in its "complex" investigation of Rep. Ilhan Omar, urging Judge Boasberg to keep the search warrant under seal until it is "fully executed." s3.documentcloud.org/documen

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The shock at Weil Gotshal dying really hits home how little lawyers understand about business, particularly Twitter lawyers who care mostly about purportedly airy con law.
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A brand is not a business structure. And all we seem to care about is the brand. Law partnerships are about the easiest type of asset to break up.
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Vivek vs El-Sayed
Ramaswamy: Look at what's happening in Dearborn, Michigan. We're not going to let that come to our state of Ohio.
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The group that did this has an affiliation with Harvard? This looks like a violation ten ways of probably hundreds of Harvard CRADAs and other grants and contracts with the federal government. @DHSGenCounsel @PaulIngrassia
NEW: A leak of DHS records has exposed details of more than 41,000 employees and contractors, including workers’ cellphone numbers, ICE and CBP facility locations, and members of groups tied to wiretap programs, Palantir software, and xAI’s Grok chatbot. wired.com/story/massive-leak

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Someone is going to file a bar complaint against Claude at some point. Mark my words. Maybe an out of work DEI attorney.
New in Claude for Legal: a gallery of ready-made artifacts for contract review, regulatory horizon scans, cite checks, and more. Start from the built-in example, add your own documents and connectors, and share it with anyone across the business.
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“Yes I’d like to report AI for the unauthorized practice of law.”
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I don’t understand how you can say “we don’t support a two state solution” (Israel only, no Palestine) and THEN have laws saying over 5 million within that supposed “one state” can’t vote (WB, East Jerusalem, Druze, Gaza)? Nevermind saying the few that did vote stole an election? haaretz.com/israel-news/elec

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Festively Spooky Kloster retweeted
Here is an English translation of the statement FlĂĄvio Bolsonaro just released: I address the Brazilian people and the international community as the true president-elect of Brazil. First of all, I would like to thank President Milei for his courage, sense of justice and respect for the law, and President Trump and the wonderful American people for welcoming me. This is a land of liberty and of brothers who share the same values as the good people of my country. President Trump is a great defender of freedom of expression. On Sunday night, I watched in horror as electoral fraud unfolded before my eyes. The illegitimate and illegal actions of Lula’s former lawyer allowed a mathematical impossibility to become reality, with Lula gaining more than 10 million votes between the first and second rounds. A ruling by the Federal Supreme Court (STF), overriding the jurisdiction of the Superior Electoral Court (TSE), extended voting at the last minute, and the order arrived only after the legal closing time, when the polls had already closed. Voters were subjected to different rules. So far, the TSE has confined itself to defending the extension of voting hours, without providing even a single credible answer. And these procedural violations are not the only problem. Throughout the campaign, there were abuses of political and economic power and use of the state apparatus in support of reelection. These are serious acts, expressly prohibited by law, that justify annulling the election of the Lula–Alckmin ticket. The regime’s response to my challenge came swiftly. As if following a prearranged plan, seven minutes after this repugnant electoral fraud, the judge set the regime’s machinery of political persecution in motion. This judge is implicated in an enormous corruption scandal and directly named in the investigation he used to try to seize my passports. He would very likely be in prison had they not prevented me from taking office. He was legally disqualified from the outset and clearly lacks the impartiality required to initiate any judicial proceedings against me. His mere participation in the proceedings reveals the extent of the arbitrary and unlawful conduct underway. It was not my intention to leave my homeland, but I know exactly where this is heading. This is the classic playbook for a coup d’état. The political persecution that began with my father, former president Jair Bolsonaro, and spread to thousands of other ordinary, patriotic Brazilians and even American citizens has a single objective: to silence anyone who disagrees with the regime operating outside the rule of law that has been established in Brazil through a Supreme Court captured by the Workers’ Party criminal organization. To be clear, there is no arrest warrant against me, because I have committed no crime. What exists is a politically motivated witch hunt intended to make me a hostage and a target of blackmail to protect the corrupt Supreme Court justices from impeachment. Here is the persecution playbook: passport confiscation, an electronic ankle monitor, censorship, house arrest, a sham trial and, finally, a politically motivated conviction. I will not subject my family to this, and my country does not deserve to suffer this international humiliation again. Faced with the political weaponization of Brazil’s justice system, I brought my family to the United States, where we are safe. Once again, I thank President Trump and the American government for welcoming us and giving us the legal protections we no longer have in Brazil. I want to be clear: I did not flee Brazil; I left for Brazil’s sake. I left a regime operating outside the rule of law so I could be the leader my people deserve. Silenced, imprisoned and censored, as my father is, I could not provide that leadership, and we would be left at the mercy of the institutional theater of an emasculated opposition controlled by a Supreme Court full of the regime’s lackeys.
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Festively Spooky Kloster retweeted
EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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Cornyn gave us Judge Brown, bc they received her through the bipartisan Texas judicial nominating commission Cornyn proposed. Why did he propose it? Because Obama’s attacks on the blue slip gave Cornyn the ability to find a way to include democrats rather than fight back. All of this comes from Cornyn, aided and abetted by Marc Short who failed to demand ordinary process in Texas federal judicial noms.
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Good to know the problem in Brasil is also the #NeverTrump ideological faction of the “center right” aligning with progressives. Business plus progressivism proves the Frankfurt School very correct. Abortion, gay rights, stolen elections— all of it is constructed to serve international capital.
The Brazilian Supreme Court Judge revered by the Brazilian left (and now the American left for seizing Bolsonaro's passport), Alexandre de Moraes, comes from the extremist "law-and-order" faction of the Brazilian Right as well as its extreme pro-austerity neoliberal pro-banker wing. Less than a decade ago, when Moraes was nominated to the Supreme Court, the Brazilian left branded him a white supremacist, a fascist and a leader of the right-wing coup government. One of Brazil's leading left-wing politicians (@GuilhermeBoulos) explicitly accused Moraes of having committed the worst crime against humanity that exists: "RACIST GENOCIDE," by deliberately murdering poor black people en masse while he was the Justice Secretary for SĂŁo Paulo Governor Geraldo Alckmin (who himself spent years being called all the same names by the Brazilian left until Lula picked Alckmin as VP in 2022). Then -- starting in 2019 -- Moraes began censoring, imprisoning and persecuting Lula's enemies and imprisoning his own critics, and was overnight transformed by the large Brazilian media and the left into the Savior of Brazilian Justice and Democracy. Only on the left can one transform from from *fascist and genocidal racist* to heroic guardian of justice in less than a decade. Also, Moraes' own corruption scandals make everyone else's seem trivial, yet his passport works just fine and he freely travels the world in great wealth that he and his family received from the corrupt billionaire banker responsible for Brazil's worst-ever banking collapse. Enjoy!
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I’m not a libertarian but the idea that company domiciles are like bingo and tax receipts of a country have to do with either luck or “being nice” is hilarious. “Oh dude we could be rich, let’s just ask a company to pay us taxes instead of the countries where they operate.”
#vragenuur Ja, waarom nodigen we Anthropic niet uit om hier naar de beurs te gaan, zodat wij belasting kunnen heffen en vertellen wat ze wel en niet mogen. Ik ken haar niet, maar dat moet #D66 zijn. Anthropic ziet ze al aankomen đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł
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Tonight, our media: “Netanyahu pulls huge upset, only six short— Bibi is the master!” In a few weeks, our media: “Trump is one short— what a loser.”
With 53% of the vote counted, batches of votes from the Tel Aviv area are coming in. The NEtaynahu bloc now stands at 55 mandates, six short while the Eisenkot bloc stands at 50. The advantage for Eisenkot has shifted the parameters of the regressions, and the prediction now changes to 54 for the Eisenkot bloc, 53 for the Netanyahu bloc, and 13 for the Arab parties. Will this trend continue?
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