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We're not just our failures. As much as they hurt, we learn from them. Then we go out there and do our best to make up for them.

New York City
Joined December 2011
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Wemby sitting at home, just trying to watch the France game, just got up and threw an elbow at the TV
The 2026 NBA Champion New York Knicks are here for France vs Senegal 🏀
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Danhausen stronger than Darth Vader confirmed.
The Force is with us tonight (and so is Anakin!) Hayden Christensen is in the building tonight ✨
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In Mamdani’s NYC, we’re all family, don’t believe the lies
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THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.
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My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My cream cheese chive Knicks in five
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They really let this guy do anything huh?
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Danhausen's curse record is becoming absurd. 😂 - Dominik Mysterio got cursed... lost the IC Title. - The Miz got cursed.... suffered months of losses, pyro failures, equipment malfunctions, and nonstop bad luck. - Kit Wilson got cursed... lost to Danhausen, lost to Jelly Roll. - The Cleveland Cavaliers got cursed..... eliminated from the playoffs. - The Carolina Hurricanes got cursed... blew a chance to tie the Stanley Cup Final and lost in double overtime. Meanwhile, Danhausen "uncursed" the Knicks and they went on a playoff run. The wrestling curses are one thing because they're part of the show... but the sports teams getting cursed and then immediately falling apart is starting to make me believe this man might actually have powers. 😂
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everyone coming to NYC for game 3
Dolphins under the Verrazano seen from @NYCferry
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Elmo vs Danhausen at SummerSlam. Book it Triple H. Don't be a coward.
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.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers. Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield. PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.
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don’t make us take this down, bro
Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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Vários lugares de Nova York com as cores do Knicks. Que foto ABSURDA!
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We should keep color coordinating our outfits and exuberantly high fiving strangers even after the finals ends
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Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭 “My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”
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Replying to @ASM_SpiderMan
@ASM_SpiderMan Gift for you :-) #pixelfun #spiderman Only made with Spider-Man trailers frames. RT is cool, a follow is appreciated !!! If u dont like this !!! => reply with this command => @ppixelfun delete
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"Happy Birthday @ASM_SpiderMan !! I love you, you make my days so much happier."
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“You mean #ShulkieStyle instances of fourth-wall breaking, I’m sure, seeing as I did it first.”
EXCLUSIVE: The #SheHulk Disney+ series will include #Deadpool-style instances of breaking the fourth wall! Details: buff.ly/3dK9PyT
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Seductive sunday but it's Peter threatening to moon the sky.
I still struggle to believe how anyone thought this was the real Spider-Man.
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Felicia Hardy has mastered the art of the costume change.
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