@ASPjnr

funny tweets i day, intellectual tweets I still day

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P@rick
@ASPjnrOct 23
First day at school, I'm super proud of my cousin ❤️
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Kidnapper: show us 5 photos of you and your father unless we kill you Me
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From their faces you shall know.🤮
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The life i want costs alot I can't be lazy..
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I don't walk barefoot because I like my toes sucked at random.
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Wizkid trying to fit into the GOAT conversation now Burna and Davido are cool
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U lost all your hoes to prove to a hoe you’re not a hoe just to find out she’s a hoe.
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Roy
@heisroy22Oct 23
Tottal cars at Burna boy Garage is worth $800B🔥🤯 odogwu is leaving the life he dreamed of
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I don almost reach the journey God nor allow me fail 😭😭🙏🙏
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If Tinubu wins next election, consistency will not longer be the key
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Rest in peace Francis Duru,one of the Nollywood legend, the world mourn,my condolences to the family and Love ones😭.
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Kunle
@TechGuykunleOct 23
What’s one skill you’re determined to learn before the end of this year?
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@kelvinwest911Oct 23
Some of una never chop breakfast, but una don already vex for men. 😭😂 Who offend una this early morning? 💀🤣
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Once you become the breadwinner, they longer see as a human being but as an ATM machine
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Before sending her to the university, make sure she’s pregnant.
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let’s be careful with our words; you may forget them in seconds, while someone spends years healing from them. on the other hand, learn not to let every hurtful word become a wound you carry for life. don’t carry such lifelong punishment.
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@Swot_olamilekanOct 23
some people take words to heart so deeply that they spend years healing from the words someone forgot they even said.
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@24owolabiOct 23
the economy really waited for us to grow up before showing its true colors
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Proval
@ProvalyqOct 23
I see you people saying you want to make your parents proud, but I’m sure some of you will disappear from your family once serious money enters your account. 😭
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Bournemouth to Micheal Carrick Manchester United this Sunday. 3pts pls.
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Clean kicks, timeless style! 👟🤍🧡 Adidas Originals never goes out of fashion. Which pair are you rocking — the classic Samba or the Handball Spezial? 👀💯 This reportedly selling for The white one N159,708, The Yellow one 146,366,00 quite affordable for Nigerians atm #AdidasOriginals #SambaOG #HandballSpezial #SneakerCulture #Streetwear #XStyle
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Zinoleesky when are you dropping the Ep you promised us? Abi you dey wynne boys? 🤔
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