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Athena Scalzi ⭐️

@AScalzi98

depravity lurks beneath the mask of civility

 Ohio, USA
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Joined April 2013
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At this point I pretty much only post on here to complain about Doordash. That being said, if you order an iced coffee, and it comes half full, and you tell doordash, and they say it doesn’t qualify for a credit or refund, it’s ok to riot in the streets.
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I can tell I’m getting old because for the first time ever, American Eagle has jean types I’ve never heard of. What the hell are barrel jeans?!
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OH MY GOD THEYRE SO UGLY
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WHAT IS THISSS WHY ARE THEY 100 DOLLARS
A screenshot of American eagle’s website, the page shows four pairs of their Barrel Jeans, which are funky shaped wide leg type jeans, two pairs are priced at 100 dollars and two are priced at 35 dollars.

ALT A screenshot of American eagle’s website, the page shows four pairs of their Barrel Jeans, which are funky shaped wide leg type jeans, two pairs are priced at 100 dollars and two are priced at 35 dollars.

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I was like lowkey in a bad mood and then somebody laughed RIGHT IN MY FACE because I didn’t know where Brisbane was. Sorry I’m a dumb fucking American Jesus Christ 😭😭
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Yesterday I accidentally called kronor “Kruge” and today I finally realized that that is a fictional currency in the fantasy book I’m reading 🙃
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I am begging people to stop coming to the grocery store strapped up, you do not need a pistol in the yogurt aisle Jesus Christ
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I leave for Europe for two weeks in two days and I have in fact, not even packed a smidge. The only thing that makes me feel better about this is lamenting to all of you, so. I HATE PACKINGGGG.
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I ordered ice cream on Doordash and for some unknown reason it’s taken over an hour to get to me and I’m so sad because I know it’s just going to be a puddle when it gets here.
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Facebook Marketplace just gave me a heart attack
Four listings from Facebook Marketplace, three of which are antique glass items, the fourth is a replica of a woman’s head with the eyes and mouth sewn shut.

ALT Four listings from Facebook Marketplace, three of which are antique glass items, the fourth is a replica of a woman’s head with the eyes and mouth sewn shut.

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Now how will people know I’m constantly liking NSFW art?!
A Twitter notification that all “likes” are now private.

ALT A Twitter notification that all “likes” are now private.

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My parents left for Iceland today. You know what that means… time to order a ton of expensive tinned fish 😈
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Idk how to say this but.. I AM ASCALZI98
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Saw my first firefly of the year tonight. As it splattered on my windshield 😭😭😭
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I wish SO FUCKING BADLY that Hot Head could get my order correct ONE FUCKING TIME
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Nothing gets me as unreasonably angry as people sharing fake Disney sequel posters/release dates ESPECIALLY ones implying Moana and Maui are like.. together 💀
A Facebook post of a fake Moana sequel poster. The caption is “MOANA 2! 🌺 coming out november 27th, 2024 🤍”. In the poster, it shows an older Moana holding a baby, and Maui standing behind her.

ALT A Facebook post of a fake Moana sequel poster. The caption is “MOANA 2! 🌺 coming out november 27th, 2024 🤍”. In the poster, it shows an older Moana holding a baby, and Maui standing behind her.

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We live in the bad place
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So here I was thinking that this is clearly a steal already, seeing as how it’s over 1,000 dollars off, but then I see it comes with white glove delivery for no extra cost?! You can have them put this spider plushie ON your couch in your home instead of having to do it yourself
A Pottery Barn website page for a spider shaped pillow plushie thing. It’s a normal sized spider plushie, and it’s on clearance from 1,899 dollars to 759.99. US dollars by the way.

ALT A Pottery Barn website page for a spider shaped pillow plushie thing. It’s a normal sized spider plushie, and it’s on clearance from 1,899 dollars to 759.99. US dollars by the way.

The description of the spider pillow/plushie thing reads “trade your everyday throw for this stuffed animal soft pillow. Draped over the back of a sofa she’ll look right at home during jack o lantern season and her black fur is a natural match for any harvest palette.”

ALT The description of the spider pillow/plushie thing reads “trade your everyday throw for this stuffed animal soft pillow. Draped over the back of a sofa she’ll look right at home during jack o lantern season and her black fur is a natural match for any harvest palette.”

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Several years ago there was a commercial where a woman asks Alexa if it’s raining outside, despite being very close to the windows. I found this extremely silly because why would she not just look outside with her own eyes. Well, guess what I just fucking did 💀
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