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Just played a game I'll remember forever. Not only were two players constantly being racist to each other, the whole way everything developed was surreal. I'm limited on SS's so. Lobby opens with a beautiful "Krug" selecting B1 Rek'Sai top lane - Immediately angering our B2/B3 players who are ADC/Support. As soon as it's the ADC's turn to pick - He wastes not even a nanosecond instantly locking ASol and changing his summoners from cleanse/ghost to teleport/flash. Our support is NOT happy about this and immediately lets the lobby know by slamming Xerath support and changing his heal to teleport. Our jungler picks Lee and I select Malz, game loads in without a dodge. lord have mercy. The game loads in and we notice that our Aurelion Sol is a jungle smurf with 0 Aurelion Sol games played. Xerath likewise is on his patented 4-4 pick, looking to make a divide. What follows is a series of endless chat/flame/racist words being slung at each other. At one point during the game both decide "We're not going to lane actually" and make bottom tier2 their local bar as they park themselves in front of it as they continue to hurl insults at one another. After each insult and feeling victory of the argument closing in, Aurelion Sol would thumbs up after each sentence completed. At some points he would seek a morale boost from myself and lee sin, as he'd ask for fist bumps. Xerath however, clearly a Pokemon champion, using things like 'mirror' and 'reflect' to throw the insults back at Aurelion Sol. At 1minute into the game Kalista kills Aurelion Sol, and thus it all begins. By minute 3 Aurelion Sol has died 3 times. Rek'Sai attempts to console me by telling me 'Sorry'. I can press 'I' to tell him not to worry. I do not. For he should worry, as we are on the precipice of bot lane letting us know why. At one point Aurelion Sol shows he is second to no one, including Anduin and suggests resurrecting Xerath's mother so that she might die again at his behest. By minute 10, they have decided "Debate me" will occur at bottom tier 2 turret. This is where Xerath lets everyone know that if you don't chat, you are a grandmother. I don't have all screenshots from the chat throughout the game cause it was so much. But these are glimpses into what was the weirdest flame game I've ever seen on KR that seemed like both players were chuckling to themselves. It finally ended because ASol said something too severe. In all seriousness both of these players should be device banned or something.