Husband, father, author and family law attorney in San Diego, CA.
Joined January 2012
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Hey @thebrianasman I just finished #VanDeath. Banger of a book but reconfirms my hatred of road trips.
The GOPe hates actual conservatives like Cruz and DeSantis more than they fear or hate Trump.
It was worse than that. Romney did it to sabotage DeSantis when DeSantis was trying to give the GOP an alternative to Trump in 2024
I generally like Mitt Romney, but Romney shoved DeSantis under a bus with zero provocation
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Watching #MatchboxTheMovie with my family. The 4yo is doing color commentary on the action scenes. #DadLife
Okay. @RuthlessPodcast In the interregnum of you guys going of big fox, you should be making faces and crap.
JFC Bottoms won in Georgia? I’ve voted for Trump in three generals because he beat the people I voted for in three primaries.
But there’s a reckoning that needs happening.
Not a return to the grifter @BulwarkOnline and @thedispatch crew. Fuck them.
But retard policies like renaming lakes and tariffing countries at random has to stop.
Let’s get competent for 2028
Hey @realDonaldTrump. Maybe you should have focused on building more refineries instead of retarded ass arches and ballrooms #Midterms2026
Hey @RuthlessPodcast what would have happened in Texas if they hadn’t dropped $100 million in trying to keep Cornyn’s sinecure secure for him and just bribed him to drop out and allow them to get a better candidate?
Watching #BatmanKnightfall on a work from home day. In the montage scene, Bane seems to avoid leg days while in the pit. Bad idea.
So pantsing has not turned out well. I need the discipline of some sort of broad outline that I will eventually depart from somewhat when my characters decide to start doing cool things. #amwriting #amwritinghorro
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"Crea una criatura polar bípeda, cubierta de plumas impermeables, capaz de soportar temperaturas extremas, caminar durante kilómetros sobre el hielo y sumergirse en aguas gélidas para perseguir y decorar presas"
ChatGPT // Dios
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Sidney Prescott has survived more horror sequels than most of us survive Mondays. At this point Ghostface should be the one checking the closets.
Holy crap. The scene where Michael Myers boils the nurse in #Halloween2 is the way darker spiritual ancestor to the Darth Vader scene in Revenge of the Nerds
My kids like me to dress up for #Halloween and my 4yo is obsessed with #Ghostface.
Gotta say, after a night in costume, I have to say that even though the Ghostfaces always get their asses kicked in the end, their serial killing without tripping in their robes is actually impressive. #dadlife
My 9yo made a pumpkin pie from scratch today. Made pumpkin puree from a real pumpkin. Crust from scratch.
Turned out frigging amazing. Like literally amazing.
Did I want to kill him for making a huge mess when we had company coming?
Yes.
Was it worth it?
Oh yes!
#DadLife
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The answer isn’t getting the right person into power.
The answer is limiting power so that the person doesn’t matter.
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Hallmark movie but for men:
> 30yr old wagie in big city
> ball busted by HR trainings
> Ghosted by sex in the city girls
> Goes back home to small town for Christmas
> Boomer uncle asks him to buy his biz so he can retire to golf resort in Arizona
> Handshake on rent-to-own deal
> hits it off with cute 20yr old girl at church
> Calls his city HR girlboss and gives resignation
> Drama/twist as Bigcorp rollup offers Boomer uncle 5x the sale price
> Boomer uncle sees himself in young nephew and conquers dark night of the soul Vader-style throwing his greed into the abyss
> Nephew marries cutie and has 5 children and becomes local legend bringing peace and prosperity to his people