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Born & raised Albertan, living BC. Married. Father. Outdoorsman. Artificer by trade so to speak. Can make/fix things & patch folks up. -Dum Spiro Spero

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Joined November 2014
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Have a great #Skógarandinnsaturday 🏞☕️🎃 🤙
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Late GM! Happy Halloween 🎃 Now, what to do with these bags of fun sized caffeinated chocolates? 🤔
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Part 3 ✨️ 💡 On & off. A decent starter staff. It illuminate an area well. Will still need some tweaking. Debating the stain for the wood & colouring for the metal portions. Of course my lads are following me around like shadows lol
Part 2. The prototype staff has an aluminum base & head. Mounted a light inside, but not a fan of the fit. Hits the acrylic rod topper perfectly. Can switch it on & off. Lol my eldest lad already laid claim, so I'll have to make another. Might still stain it.
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Part 2. The prototype staff has an aluminum base & head. Mounted a light inside, but not a fan of the fit. Hits the acrylic rod topper perfectly. Can switch it on & off. Lol my eldest lad already laid claim, so I'll have to make another. Might still stain it.
A prototype has been made: Part 1
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A prototype has been made: Part 1
Coffee musing ☕️. Alright. It'll be a bit before the crunchy knee's surgical fix + recovery. So I'm going to build a 6' OAL walking staff. 3' (x2) wood staff as a base with a steel bottom cover & 3/4" threaded center to split & pack in the trunk. 🤔 Head styles? Folding accessories? bladed edges like Saruman's? A flare launcher (lol), light? etc. Taking suggestions 🤙
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If the power grid goes down and you never hear from me again. I just want you all to know I've never watched an episode of Breaking Bad, Stranger Things, any Dune movie, or even have Netflix.
If the power grid goes down and you never hear from me again. I just want you all to know I never watched any Dune movies nor did I finish the entire Godfather series.
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Aaron The Artificer retweeted
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To sum up: PETA is anti-nog. Nog is loved by George Washington, @HigginsBoatRum, @Shadzey1, West Point class of 1826, and Evelyn. Anti-noggers should know when they're conquered.
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Never know what hit'm... 🤫
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Good morning & Happy Friday! ☕️ Tis going to be a grand day 🤙 Have a great one as well. Found this rock stashed in log along a trail recently. 🏞👍
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"Your cider shall not avail you"
Noggers on their way to corrupt the innocent Wassailians we defend
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Indeed, our efforts to suppress the intellectual capabilities of the ciderst forces via summer operations have been a clear success. Well done Nog 4th & 7th Psychological Divisions 👏
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Good morning☕️ The nog wars have kicked off in earnest. After a summer of skirmishes against the heretic cocoa divisions & communist ciderists, they have formed a coalition. Their lines fractured under the first salvo nonetheless. Forward now. To victory. (Have a great day🤙)
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To the nog days ahead 🫡 To nog victory
My brothers, my sisters…stand with me for the time has come. After many clandestine strikes and small covert operations… The 2026 Egg Nog War is here.
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Now that the Nog Wars ‘26 has officially started I would like to remind all my Nogger brethren. The “Anti-Nog” coalition are just that. They fight only in opposition to us. They have nothing of their own, only an emptiness, nothing to fight FOR, only to fight AGAINST the joy of others. So we will fight. We will defend what is ours and we will not let the soulless dictate to us how we must live. Onward, and Godspeed.
🤖 Made with AI
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👀 American friends! Get on this one 🤌
Without further ado, and with nothing but class, Rascal has decided to stay in line with this rare Terrific Tactical Tuesday Twofer by offering up a Glock 19 Gen5 Acro 9mm AND a Daniel Defense DDM4V7 5.56 rifle! I asked the cool coon whether it should go to one lovely soul or if we should divide them up. "Let the people decide" is an exact quote so that we will do. See poll and make your opinion heard, below. Good Luck Godspeed Keep Going, MFs
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