Aaron Sharp

It's how you tell 'em, I guess...

Everton, who have won one (1) away game all season, going 0-4 up at Brighton.

Wednesday’s @guardian. Trump pleads not guilty to 34 charges in hush-money case.

Thanks to the mystery reader who sent the @guardian newsdesk a golden spade for ‘digging them out so fucking hard’. We are grateful, if bothered by your use of apostrophes. #fortheculture

My baby stuck around for one last Christmas, even though things weren’t looking good. But when she turned her nose up at the pigs in blankets, well, we knew the game was up. RIP Flo. You were a good girl.

Question: Why when medallists in Athens were crowned with a laurel was it seen as iconic, but when Messi was cloaked in a bisht was it variously described as 'grim' and even 'sleazy'?

Those Gavin Williamson texts are giving huge Randall Weems energy. "Don't puss me about!"

Incredible par in the Sunday Times about Princess Martha Louise - the King of Norway’s daughter - and an Asda cashier from Chester called Irene Morris…

The bitter end. Tomorrow’s @guardian p1.

Pretty amazing the way the MOS have treated this interview with Ghislaine Maxwell - the convicted sex trafficker. “Emotional jail cell tribute”?

They're doing historical music documentaries about my generation, which makes me feel ancient. On the plus side, this looks great: youtu.be/UgHN-YE7IPI

If you forgot your PE kit in our school, the teacher would make you wear something from a bag full of old kits that other kids had left down the years. It used to stink. Anyway, here's a picture from the Balenciaga Paris show.

Tomorrow’s @guardian front page.

Slipped out on the same day as the govt's energy plan: Boris Johnson got a Tory donor to pay £23k for his wedding - including a marquee, flowers, a barbecue and even the portaloos. All class.