Fill me with contagious delight, Lord.
North Carolina, USA
Joined April 2012
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Don’t tell my momma that my socks didn’t match when I went through security at the airport this morning
My livestock judging kids didn’t believe that my dad has long hair so I showed them this picture and they spent the next 3 minutes telling me how cool my dad looks.
3 months soda free and one month caffeine free- never thought I’d be able to do either and I feel SO much better
“I don’t but my daughter does”
Tom after a stranger said he looked like someone who would have a pocketknife and asked if they could borrow it.
Abby Whitaker retweeted
Extension grows our state, and now, @ourstatemag is growing awareness of Extension. In its May 2023 issue, Our State has recognized Extension’s impact on North Carolina with a series of features.
Check them out: ncst.at/8oUH50NUoRg
My middle school art teacher saw me yesterday at a craft fair and said she didn’t know we did pottery. So I had to admit I made my pinch pot bad on purpose in her class 16 years ago because I didn’t want her to know we made pottery 🤣
Having guy friends is telling them a problem you’re having and 4 hours later when you think they’ve forgotten you, they send a list of logical options. All of which I’ll ignore.
“The woman’s post who I commented on replied and said I was brilliant. I responded back and said, I’m not one to brag.”
#Tom
“This is too many for banana pudding”
The cashier to me as I’m buying 55 bananas for a BQA class tomorrow for a cattle vaccination demonstration.
I googled if it was 2023 yet in Scotland on NYE because I was missing @kenny_J16 and now I’m getting targeted reels on Instagram for must see travel spots in Scotland
1/1 only means 1 thing, time to celebrate @Soilorax. Happy birthday to my bff, hope you see some soil today.
