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The Internet's best girlfriend stopped by for a quick chat & basically the most important part of this "5 questions with" is that @deuxmoiworld believes that I could be played by a 23-year-old in the @HBO adaptation of #ANONPLS. Life made. abbyleighstudio.com/studio-u…
Is the white dress a nod to upcoming nuptials? #TaylorSwift #GRAMMYs
I don’t watch sports but from what it sounds like Travis Kelce has set like 49 records already tonight. I’d like my day to go like that tomorrow. #NFLTwitter
“In games like this the ball matters” — someone on TV talking about football, I promise #NFLTwitter
I’m surprised that Mahomes can be so good at both football and skincare. #NFLTwitter
If every quarter of football went this quickly I’d be much more likely to watch #NFLTwitter
How many fucking ads has Travis agreed to? I’d like an administrative time out to discuss. #NFLTwitter
Does Tony Romo always sound like he has pneumonia? #NFLTwitter
I lied. Billy Crudip winning a #CriticsChoiceAward for #themorningshow is my 2024 highlight.
Chelsea Handlers dig at Jo Kody in her #CriticsChoiceAwards opening monologue is the best part of 2024. I’ll claim it now.
I haven’t live tweeted an awards show in years. Is thought the night? #GoldenGlobes
I have therapy in 30 minutes & I appreciate very much that we’re at the point of our relationship where I don’t have to shower or put on makeup before our virtual sessions.
Everyone talks about not wanting to be emailed during a holiday yet every time I pick up my phone on #BlackFriday I have dozens of emails… from brands.
ptsd x 1746472919
'Twas the traffic nightmare before Thanksgiving as commuters sat through bumper-to-bumper traffic on the 405 Freeway in LA foxla.com/traffic
Seeing @johnlegend cry on #TheVoice justifies all of the feelings I've had today. Makes sense to me.








