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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
stupid guy
Orlando, FL
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Joined October 2011
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
27 Aug 2025
Cute dog is also stinky
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
31 Jul 2025
Life update: working at a dope tattoo shop in a theme park. But also: literally falling apart every single day.
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
31 Jul 2025
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@MadysenHockert
@MadysenHockert
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
19 Jan 2025
Time for another Twitter break. Maybe temporary, maybe permanently.
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
10 Jan 2025
Milkshake brains still like to argue about this movie, but my theater was erupting when this scene happened. You will never convince me it’s bad.
All The Right Movies
@ATRightMovies
10 Jan 2025
What's the biggest reaction you've witnessed in a movie theater? We'll start: When this happened...
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
3 Dec 2024
#SkeletonCrew
Star Wars needed this 👏👏👏
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
6 Nov 2024
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
24 Sep 2024
Finished Star Wars Outlaws. Very fun story, and a fresh experience overall. Stoked for the DLC!
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
17 Sep 2024
Having a good Star Wars time 🥹. Thanks Outlaws.
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
4 Sep 2024
Cool kid points if you recognize this mug.
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
17 Aug 2024
Took some guitar lessons from this guy today. Turns out, I suck at it. Anyways, we going HIGHER tonight baby.
#CREED
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
12 Aug 2024
Time to get weird
@jugendingenieur
#medieval
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
29 Jul 2024
#HOTD
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
20 Jul 2024
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@sw_holocron
@sw_holocron
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
11 Jul 2024
Replying to
@realswtheory
Hope this helps
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
20 Jun 2024
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@TheAshRendar
@realswtheory
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
5 Jun 2024
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@starwars
The Acolyte
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The Nerf Herder
@AbsentAustin
13 May 2024
I watched the original Planet Of The Apes for the first time in forever last night, and I can’t stop thinking about some of the very uncomfortable scenes/dialogue haha.
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