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stupid guy

Orlando, FL
Joined October 2011
Cute dog is also stinky
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Life update: working at a dope tattoo shop in a theme park. But also: literally falling apart every single day.
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Time for another Twitter break. Maybe temporary, maybe permanently.
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Milkshake brains still like to argue about this movie, but my theater was erupting when this scene happened. You will never convince me it’s bad.
What's the biggest reaction you've witnessed in a movie theater? We'll start: When this happened...
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#SkeletonCrew Star Wars needed this 👏👏👏
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Finished Star Wars Outlaws. Very fun story, and a fresh experience overall. Stoked for the DLC!
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Having a good Star Wars time 🥹. Thanks Outlaws.
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Cool kid points if you recognize this mug.
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Took some guitar lessons from this guy today. Turns out, I suck at it. Anyways, we going HIGHER tonight baby. #CREED
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I watched the original Planet Of The Apes for the first time in forever last night, and I can’t stop thinking about some of the very uncomfortable scenes/dialogue haha.
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