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ABSOLUTE Batman

@AbsoluteBatTank

You know who I am

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Joined November 2025
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I'm going to clean this place up. [Absolute Batman Joins Parody Twitter]
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I am chainsaw man
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No he's ugly and he stinks
Daily Bane (@BanesHusband) profile pictureDaily Bane@BanesHusband28 Dec 2025
He’s so beautiful 🥹
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This is bane propaganda I have all me teeth
Mike Ro || Commissions Open (@mikerodraws) profile pictureMike Ro || Commissions Open@mikerodraws18 Dec 2025
Say Cheese! #absolutebatman #WIP #batman
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I seriously have no idea how she did that
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Merry Christmas to all. Including but not limited to @DatsMySecretCap @Hulknaoentender @TheBatGirl0326 @NotPrepRobin @KNOWY0URPLACE @Hotguyblow1ngup @nega_scott @HellblazerJ0hn @Tf_multimuse @CTTNCNDYHALO @Spooky_sours @Mister_Spanky @SuperManAt1 @R3dCheetaRanger @PARODY_FRIEND
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@daftcunt97 @Girl_antagonist @RoCkIn_LaMb @HunterXPeace @ManOutOfT1me @The4thQualified @RaidsAgain1955 @NotPrepBatman You are all welcomed to Gotham for the winter
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Happy Holidays to all gothamites
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She knows magic, maybe she can help him. Maybe.
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NOOOOOO
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Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto23 Dec 2025
TikToker Epic Gamer Grandma has died aged 78
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YKnow I had a dog once when I was a kid. His name was ace. He died not so long after my father.
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Magic exists and I don't know how to feel about that
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Apparently I need a Robin to be a "real batman" so I am accepting applications.
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No he is evil and ugly.
ᗩBᗷS (@AbsoluteBatGal) profile pictureᗩBᗷS@AbsoluteBatGal20 Dec 2025
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I'm Absolute Batman and I hope all gothamites have a happy 2026
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Green and big. Yknow a guy named bane by any chance?
HULK (@Hulknaoentender) profile pictureHULK@Hulknaoentender17 Mar 2025
TWITTER LUGAR ONDE RECLAMAR? HULK GOSTAR DE RECLAMAR E DE ESMAGAR TAMBÉM NÃO MEXAM COM OS AMIGOS DE HULK
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JACK GRIMM IS EVIL. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM
J.Y18 (@Superherotalk18) profile pictureJ.Y18
@Superherotalk1820 Dec 2025
Who’s your current comfort character? For me it has to be Jack Grimm, using all his influence and money to raise charities and help people is really cool to see. Even having his own secret cave where he’s a hero
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There is a giant bat symbol in my part of Gotham. This is not good. I'm going to check it out
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Only one thing here is correct
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The Freaking Batman (@TheUnbowedBat) profile pictureThe Freaking Batman@TheUnbowedBat20 Dec 2025
This website doesn't work.
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MY AXE
ᗩBᗷS (@AbsoluteBatGal) profile pictureᗩBᗷS@AbsoluteBatGal14 Dec 2025
I’M IN LOVE HOLY SHIT
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