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Absolute Cuts

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🎧 Ryan Cullen & Mark Nelson review a different movie every week, with plenty of non-movie comedy too. No need to have seen it—just tune in for the laughs! 🍿🎬

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Callum@capitancolumboSep 9
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@AbsoluteCuts shot your load too early.
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Zane@8zane1Jul 7
Replying to @AbsoluteCuts @marknelsoncomic @RyanCullen90
@AbsoluteCuts @marknelsoncomic @RyanCullen90
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Mark Nelson
@marknelsoncomicJun 17
Genuinely the worst and most horrific piece of shit I have ever seen. Hated it so much I said to Cullen we couldn’t cover it in only one episode.
Absolute Cuts (@AbsoluteCuts) profile pictureAbsolute Cuts@AbsoluteCutsJun 16
The Discord makes these horrific images that get me wrong. Nelson ain't that handsome either Con-Air episode is up BUT on our Patreon (approx £3 a month) we've already got next week's episode (Get Rich or die Tryin') along with a two part slaughtering of Bridget Jones Baby
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Zane@8zane1Jun 17
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Needed a third for this one, so @GarethWaugh was the lucky guy
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@marknelsoncomicFeb 15
Unbelievable that he thinks this is all one big joke
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@marknelsoncomicFeb 15
After the Epstein revelations I am afraid more things have come to light about my podcast co-host @RyanCullen90 Don’t know how much more I can take to be honest
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Nathan Srith@nathansrithJan 31
All set to the see the machine @marknelsoncomic Also repping the @AbsoluteCuts mandem!
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Want to say a huge thank you to all the Absolute Cuts fans who have given me and @RyanCullen90 Christmas gifts this year. It honestly blows my mind but I am very grateful. We are a comparatively small podcast but your dedication is incredible. Here’s my wife sporting our gear
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I have to say the latest @AbsoluteCuts is incredible. The breakdown of Gremlins is amazing. Re-watched it tonight again with fresh eyes, WHAT a film. Thankyou gents. Yes, the dog deserves an Oscar. @marknelsoncomic @RyanCullen90
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Not many left for tonight if you fancy it @StandNewcastle Gonna be a lot of fun. thestand.co.uk/performance/1…
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I absolutely love this film so much Cullen, not so much
Absolute Cuts (@AbsoluteCuts) profile pictureAbsolute Cuts@AbsoluteCuts18 Jul 2025
DIRTY DANCING | Absolute Cuts Podcast #98 Ryan & Mark talk about Nelson's holiday scam, autistic celebrities and why Swayze deserved a better career. Spotify - tinyurl.com/ytenuj9y Youtube - tinyurl.com/wwyhz5kn Patreon - tinyurl.com/5n7f9vb9
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Stephen Reilly@st_reilly17 Jul 2025
Join this now to witness @RyanCullen90's ascension to becoming 2002 Boris Johnson. Laugh count on Patron exclusive episodes = High Price to you the listener to access these episodes = Low Extremely questionable 1950's-esque based attitude from one of the hosts = High
Absolute Cuts (@AbsoluteCuts) profile pictureAbsolute Cuts@AbsoluteCuts10 Oct 2024
Now is your chance to support the podcast & become an Absolute Cut 🎬 For only £2.50/mth you will receive a bonus episode weekly, access to the exclusive Absolute Cuts discord along with some future special episodes & more Join patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPodc…
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The boy hanging out with @RyanCullen90
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Zane@8zane114 Feb 2025
After finding @AbsoluteCuts podcast a few months ago, I finally caught up with all 76 episodes. Easily the best podcast I’ve found. Love it. @marknelsoncomic & @RyanCullen90 are absolutely hilarious. So much so I did one thing I never thought I’d do, paid for it. Go listen!
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One of the greatest films ever made and I think our podcast did it justice
Absolute Cuts (@AbsoluteCuts) profile pictureAbsolute Cuts@AbsoluteCuts19 Dec 2024
DIE HARD (XMAS SPECIAL) | Absolute Cuts Podcast #71 Mark & Ryan chat shit about one of the Greatest movies ever Spotify - tinyurl.com/5y2rmzdy Youtube - youtu.be/-knvoggI4Rc?feature… On all major pod apps
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Further proof backing @marknelsoncomic theory that Uncle Frank is a nonce youtu.be/wUfZlOuJoCk?feature…
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Home Alone - Deleted Scene - Weird Uncle

A deleted scene from Home Alone. I can see why it was not included

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Now is your chance to support the podcast & become an Absolute Cut 🎬 For only £2.50/mth you will receive a bonus episode weekly, access to the exclusive Absolute Cuts discord along with some future special episodes & more Join patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPodc…
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One day, I'll be young enough to work this shit out @AbsoluteCuts Check out my membership card from patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPodc…!

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Jonny Seaton@BalernoDad13 Oct 2024
“Of course” @RyanCullen90 has never heard of #RecordBreakers when the IRA murdered one of the McWhirter twins (Ross) who started the Guinness Book of Records @AbsoluteCuts @marknelsoncomic as ever though great work guys!
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You asked for it so we will provide it. We have some very cool things in mind for special episodes so if you fancy supporting us that would be amazing.
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Now is your chance to support the podcast & become an Absolute Cut 🎬 For only £2.50/mth you will receive a bonus episode weekly, access to the exclusive Absolute Cuts discord along with some future special episodes & more Join patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPodc…
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