@AbsoluteMbeumo

United fan

 Manchester, England
Joined February 2024
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This guy has no shame😂😂 #MUFC
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They were laughing at us last year btw
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League Two teams when it comes to knocking out premier league teams in the Carabao Cup
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The dopamine after scrolling through ft after Arsenal lost to Fleetwood
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“I will never be happy” 😂😂😂 Bet he’s happy with United’s downfall rn #MUFC
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#MUFC
UnitedRedReport@UnitedRedReport6h
Per @AndyMitten -Players were stunned at the reaction of the fans on Sunday.
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Check the replies, if only we knew😭 #MUFC
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano1 Apr 2024
🚨🔴 Jason Wilcox has resigned from Southampton — he’s set to join Manchester United as new technical director! Southampton refuse to accept fee so Wilcox will resign as he wants to join Man United project. Former Man City Head of Academy will be key part of Man United new era.
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The dopamine of scrolling through social media after Yamal lost the Ballon d’Or
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Ugarte trying to sneak in to the ceremony😂 #MUFC
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In Manchester they know Diogo Dalot has won the Ballon d’Or. #MUFC
The Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXOct 26
🚨 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗗: In Madrid, they believe Kylian Mbappé has won the Ballon d'Or. In Barcelona, they believe Lamine Yamal has won the Ballon d'Or. In Munich, they believe Harry Kane has won the Ballon d'Or.
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baldilocks retweeted
Simon Stone
@sistoney67Oct 26
Jason Wilcox in the line of fire @ManUtd bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…

Jason Wilcox: Why is director of football in line of fire from Man Utd fans?

With Michael Carrick's position as Man Utd boss under scrutiny, focus has also turned to director of football Jason Wilcox.

bbc.co.uk
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🚨BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes places 27th at the balon d’or Congratulations magnifico
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Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
Ranked at the 27th place of the 2026 Ballon d’Or @B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd @selecaoportugal #ballondor
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Already? Aint even 5 o’clock😂 #MUFC
centredevils.
@centredevilsOct 26
🚨🚨🌖| NEW: Jason Wilcox has left Carrington having arrived early this morning. [@DanyalHKhan]
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Club statement: Jason Wilcox. #MUFC
Ⓜ️🔟@mmutd10Jul 3
What do men really want?
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Lausanne fans living the dream rn😭 #MUFC
The Athletic | Football
@TheAthleticFCOct 26
Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s INEOS, Manchester United’s minority owner, has put Swiss Super League side FC Lausanne-Sport up for sale. More from @mjshrimper nyti.ms/3W4DxaY

INEOS puts Lausanne-Sport up for sale: Are Jim Ratcliffe’s sports investments working? (Gift...

The Manchester United minority owner's company bought the Swiss club in 2017 — but the INEOS empire is now in retreat.

nytimes.com
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baldilocks retweeted
Jasper🔰
@FreeMUFC_Oct 26
#GlazersOut #IneosOut #RatcliffeOut
baldilocks@AbsoluteMbeumoOct 25
This guy has no shame😂😂 #MUFC
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Waiting for the club statement at 10 o’clock #MUFC
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That Mourinho masterclass
baldilocks@AbsoluteMbeumoOct 25
Mourinho masterclass 🔜
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