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former fantasy and pro football writer for STATS, Inc. 2021 FanEx (Fantasy Experts) FAD Champ, ‘23 Auction Champ; .714 batting avg on 2022 fantasy takes

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2015
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Awesome, thanks for sharing. I like Odunze over Nabers and Hockenson seems overvalued f JJ and Addison are healthy but these are still great tiers!
🚨🚨 Post-Draft Dynasty Rankings 🚨🚨 Colors represent tier breaks. Note: My rankings DO NOT consider market value. Feedback and shares are greatly appreciated!
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Scott will be making this tweet again in 30 years about driving manually but it’ll have a whole different meaning. Self driving cars. Am I right?
I drove stick for a majority of my life. I kind of miss it. Automatics are fine, but I do kind of miss shifting. Do they even sell manual anymore?
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What counts as too long to respond to messages and offers. I’ve gone a good 5-7 days of not checking in on dynasty leagues during the offseason.
#FantasyFootball players who don’t check their messages, trade offers or participate in league chats. What is your reason for playing?
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I powered off and on my iPhone and was able to make and receive calls again during this Verizon outage.
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Well that was money poorly spent.
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: A judge has ordered #Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones to submit a DNA test in a paternity lawsuit brought by a woman that is claiming to be his daughter. “Alexandra Davis, 26, sued Jones in March, claiming the 80-year-old billionaire was her father and had been paying her and her mother hush money for years.” Read More Here: nydailynews.com/2022/12/24/d…
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This is why @peanuttillman needs to be the next Bear into the HOF. What other player changed the way all other defenders after him tackle? His signature move is now just a regular part of the game.
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Hodge also said the Colts should draft RG3 over Andrew Luck. Sometimes we get these things right, sometimes we get them wrong. Nobody’s out here batting 1.000 in NFL Draft scouting.
Lots of people slandered Merril Hoge for his take on Johnny Manziel. I would listen to his take on Caleb Williams. Check Merril Hoge’s track record. He hits more than he misses. 🐻⬇️
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Where are we on this? Haven’t seen the pictures yet.
If Brock Purdy is the week 1 starter over Trey Lance next season I’ll shave my head Bookmark this tweet
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Congrats, ladies!
The Bison Classic Champs! Hawks (5-0) defeat Libertyville 58-28. Thanks to ⁦@BisonCountry⁩ for hosting a great tourney! Congrats Ava, Meegan and Caitlin for being named to the All-Tournament Team! CSL action next week! ⁦@MaineSouthAth⁩ ⁦⁦⁦
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Depends for me. Usually the only time I give anything other than a straight rejection is when I ask them to explain to me why they think I would accept a my Tyreek Hill for their Courtland Sutton offer.
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I’m happy to see people still showing love for Browning Nagle.
*Someone taps me on the shoulder* “Nice jersey bro” Jets by a million tomorrow. I’m in shock right now #TakeFlight
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Hope Rob is able to raise some money for some worthy charities!
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Prof. X gonna be your new nickname!
If Brock Purdy is the week 1 starter over Trey Lance next season I’ll shave my head Bookmark this tweet
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I’ve moved DJ Moore ahead of Tee Higgins. I’d still like to take Higgins in the 3rd and grab Moore in the 4th but in a league with 12 or more teams, I can’t say for sure I won’t just grab Moore and let Higgins go.
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FFL App Opinion: The weekly lineups should default to the highest predicted points. That way if a manager doesn’t set a lineup, it doesn’t adversely affect the league balance. Teams abandoned half way through the season won’t give away easy wins. Can’t be hard to program.
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Now before you scoff at my starting lineup… This is a 32-team fantasy league. I think I did pretty well!!!
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Not falling for it… Unless we count this retweet. 🤦🏻‍♂️
If Kyle Trask and Jordan Love were good I have to believe they would have played the last two years.
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I don’t hate the take but it was just a year ago people were warning us against AJB because PHI was 32nd in pass attempts the year before and AJB never played with Hurts. Could a smart coach change the offensive focus to better utilize the team’s newest and best weapons? Probs.
Replying to @jlarkytweets
3. DJ Moore In 2022, CHI was - 32nd in pass attempts - 32nd in pass yards - 19th in pass TDs While CHI should pass more in 2023, the pass TD rate should plummet Justin Fields threw a TD on 5.3% of his attempts Only 4 teams (KC, BUF, SF, CIN) had a higher rate ⬇️ cont. ⬇️
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Yo! Who got the jersey?
I’m not a gambler normally but if Bryan Edwards does not reach 1000 yards this year I will buy 1 person who likes this tweet a Jersey of their choice of Pristine Auction (within like $100 or so)
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My team so far in a 10-team SF dynasty league. And yes, I’m gunning for the 2024 1.01.
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