@Absurd__World
Joined March 2022
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The tiger does not roar. It watches. Silence is my weapon, and timing is my execution. 🐅
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
@iGreenGod3h
Wife: “How about a little foreplay first?” Me: “Sure. I can give you five or six-play if you’re feeling ambitious.” Wife: I really should’ve paid attention in sex ed. *silence* *I lose again*
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
@iGreenGod2h
I just finished the book “101 mating positions”, and I was really disappointed. Turns out—-it’s a book about chess.
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Bro, who told the buffalo that success comes from climbing stairs?
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PSALMIST
@psalmist9913h
Your future generation wants to visit the grave of a hero. Keep building your legacy.
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Mimau
@Dre2kul1h
The funny thing about gossip is that everybody claims to hate it, yet somehow the most unpopular person in the room always has the most interesting news.
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Noor e Sehat
@Zind75223h
Just sunbathing… until the dog started the inspection. 😭
Noor e Sehat
@Zind75224h
How does abortion medication work inside the body?
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Noor e Sehat
@Zind75224h
How does abortion medication work inside the body?
Noor e Sehat
@Zind75229h
How did this happen?
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Riz
@Rizzlie26495841m
"You always leave for work immediately after closing hours and don't interact w us" Me who rushed home so I don't have to tolerate people anymore
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Mr.digit
@johngid121h
man who buys a car for a woman, man who builds a house for a woman, man who gives a woman money, and man who does nothing for her all get the same reward: which is Pussy
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Ski
@unkn0wnski25m
The concept of TESSERA Luxury Hotels & Offshore Resorts in Abu Dhabi, UAE 🇦🇪
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Baby $ound
@Kreamie_Henry2m
Wizkid don bless streeet with new jpegs, see how him fresh like new born baby🥹❤️🦅
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@Heisbeemo_11m
Any differences???
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@Heisbeemo_1h
Slim girls with big boobs be like
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koredefroosh
@koredefroosh10m
+234 girls 😹💔
YabaLeftOnline
@yabaleftonline22h
"Most wealthy Nigerian men are HIV carriers for sure... Most rich Nigerian men are walking STDs." — Ms. Jorji
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Skoman
@skoman2525m
“Everybody has a battle nobody knows about.”
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I remembered when a lecturer wanted to knack one of my female friends. She said, I just got married and I'm already pregnant. Guess what this man said 😂 He said he would change the left shoe to the right and nothing bad will happen to both of them. She almost had extra year if not because of our H.O.D.
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@ReLLoO1h
Name a song that instantly puts you in a good mood
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@ReLLoO7m
Getting cheated on is actually traumatizing 💔
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@ReLLoO34m
Girls say they’re going to put on a cozy movie, then put on Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Skoman
@skoman254h
No love, No problem.
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