Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
Yes. It was the cold, calculating rationality of the Jedi Council that doomed them to their own slaughter. They detached themselves from life, to deny passion, and to turn a blind eye to the screaming rot of the Republic.
Long Live The Empire.
Replying to @TheIOGuy
Zoomer here. They killed our Republic and corrupted it into a democracy of weakness and compassion for the weak. Long live the Empire
Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
Found out today that a brother took his own life. 😢
I'm sad for his family, man.
Life sucks, but please don't kill yourself.
If you personally know me, please call if you need help. I'm here.
Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
Blind Melon's "No Rain" still sneaks up on you.
Shannon's sitting on the floor with that long hair in his face, singing like he's talking to one person instead of a room.
The song is so light and bouncy on the surface that you almost miss how lonely the words are. "All I can say is that my life is pretty plain" over that sunny little groove is one of the best tricks 90s rock ever pulled.
The Bee Girl video made it famous, but the actual performance just feels like a guy who means every line. Still hits the same way now.
Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
I can’t believe it. Thank you so much for the support, you guys. This is awesome. If you haven’t seen the short, check out Remain Calm on my YouTube or @lewis_brothers YouTube. Once again, thank you.
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Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
Story time: As bad as the Jackie Singh story is, it’s about to get worse. (Just for her. For the rest of us, it’s going to get a lot funnier.)
First of all, had she not hit the UCMJ lottery by being in Iraq briefly when command finally decided to discharge her, she would have received a dishonorable discharge. In reality, that’s exactly what she deserved, but they decided to show her a big dose of very undeserved mercy.
She begged for a better discharge so that she could go on and do something better with her life after being a complete fuck up in the Army. You can see how much she valued that generous opportunity, right? She just doubled down and became an even worse human.
I have more, but I’m looking into the legality before releasing the next document.
But I will tease it by saying this—earlier today I told someone that Jackie was unstable and she completely flipped out and started making all kinds of threats. The other document that I now have in my possession makes it very clear why she had that reaction and why she behaves the way she does in general.
Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
GN Frens!! Gonna get up early and make more tamales with beef tallow tomorrow
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Pray the interview goes well and I can get this job!! 🥰🤗🥰🤗🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
I’ve been shitting on Social Security for years now, and every single time, I’m told ad fucking nauseam:
“It’s MY money! I paid into it!”
Really? Then why would we need to raise taxes on everyone else just to give you “your” money?
Because it’s NOT your money. Your money was spent almost as soon as it came in. Today’s workers are paying for yesterday’s retirees.
It’s a massive, government run Ponzi scheme. And now, one of the largest generations in American history is collecting benefits.
In a traditional Ponzi scheme, this is where everything implodes: when there aren’t enough new investors coming in to pay off the old ones.
But there’s one crucial difference.
This one is backed by the federal government.
And when there aren’t enough new people paying into the system, the government has something Bernie Madoff never had:
The power to force the next generation to pay more, at gunpoint.
Exactly like I’ve been saying for years.
Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
“I’m fluent in Owlbear.”
“Who?”
“Owlbear… like I said.”
“Who?”
“…. ”
“You’re not as fluent as you thought.”
Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
There's been some criticism of our use of NNVT tubes in our analog NODs. Let's address the two main points.
1. They're terrible quality. Save up and buy better ones.
Anyone who has actually used the newer NNVT tubes knows the quality is strong for the price. They are not equal to L3 or Elbit in raw performance, but for the money they are an excellent budget option. Most people do not need the absolute best. The extra cost is often better spent on training, ammo, supplies, and other equipment. We aim to supply what you need, not what maximizes our margin.
2. You're funding the Chinese military-industrial complex.
First, welcome to a multipolar economy. There is no clean way around that. Second, we can confidently say that equipping thousands of American citizens with capable NODs complicates Chinese military planning far more than they benifit from the 5–10% margin those companies earn when we buy their tubes.
We exist for one mission. That being to get as many American citizens equipped and ready for whatever is, or may be coming.
Deo Gratias
Der Schwarze Mann retweeted
With our expansion into analog, some of you may be wondering if we've given up on digital..
The answer is unequivocally no. Digital is the future, and we've been cooking up something in the background for quite some time.
Next year once our development and manufacturing are stateside, very big things are to follow.
Imperium Americanum.



































