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London
Joined September 2012
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My cat two seconds before throwing up her breakfast #LoveIsland #AllStars
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When I hear my cat throwing up two minutes after inhaling her breakfast #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Me describing the smell of my cat’s breath: #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
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Me leaving an interview after accidentally insulting the hiring manager, bursting into tears twice and telling them I hate any type of team work #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Ross Kemp when his agent eventually tells him that the game isn’t real, no one is actually getting murdered and banishment just means heading back to a luxe hotel #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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When you thought you were the only one in the office and your favourite colleagues walk through the door #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Ross Kemp every-time someone brushes past him #CelebrityTraitors #Traitors
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dua lipa with da baby
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How it feels watching them reveal what has been in the second letter all this time #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK nitter.gq/According2Al/status/20…
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POV: returning to your desk after having your third mental breakdown of the day in the office toilets #CBBUK #CBB #CBBLL
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How I’m going to wake up tomorrow morning remembering that Danny was robbed of the win #CBB #CBBUK
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alice may dear retweeted
Speechless. #TheLastOfUs
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Less than 1 hour before pre-sale for London and I still haven't received my Bey Hive code, can anyone help?@TicketmasterUK @Beyonce #CowboyCarterTour
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My cat when it’s 6:03 and I was meant to feed her at 6:00 #loveisland #LoveIslandAllStars
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When you make eye contact with your work bestie after hearing a piece of gossip you promised you wouldn’t share #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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‘You’re basically calling me Harold Shipman’ #TheTraitors
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How Armani thinks she’s playing the game vs how she’s actually playing the game #TheTraitors
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Dean helping Danny during that trial #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity
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YOU’RE TELLING ME BOYD HAS BEEN SHERIFF FOR THIS LONG AND NEVER THOUGHT TO CALL A TOWN MEETING WHERE EVERYONE SHARES WHAT THEY KNOW?!?! #FROMily #FROM
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