This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle. Legendary!

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Peezo✡️ · Jul 1, 2021 · 2:21 AM UTC

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Peezo✡️@biggprada1 Jul 2021

We don’t celebrate Independence Day y’all know what Sunday is

Because I'm a Guy · Apr 8, 2021 · 9:20 PM UTC

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Because I'm a Guy

@CauseWereGuys8 Apr 2021

facts

Image from Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys)

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chalant dreadhead · Jan 26, 2021 · 10:22 PM UTC

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chalant dreadhead@LaziestAmbition26 Jan 2021

Me literally today 😭 @creditkarma u niggas lie!

Rich@UptownDCRich26 Jan 2021

Me seeing my credit score on Credit Karma vs. when I find out the real score at the car dealership

Shamone&Pumbaa · Jan 25, 2021 · 8:58 PM UTC

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Shamone&Pumbaa@Itsalston125 Jan 2021

DaBaby to Danileigh-

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tim hell. · Oct 19, 2020 · 10:51 PM UTC

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tim hell.@itsTimHell19 Oct 2020

That little girl was about to beat her ass fr. 😂

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Mercury’s Baby · Jun 3, 2020 · 4:08 AM UTC

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Mercury’s Baby@_BonnieBadAss3 Jun 2020

“I yield my time” is my new favorite phrase. Add the hard “fuck you” for a little razzledazzle

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Deuce Touché · Oct 25, 2019 · 8:17 PM UTC

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Deuce Touché@COOLxCALM25 Oct 2019

Pusha T: You want your white on your robes I like my white on the stoves Kanye:

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Sudan Muhammad · Sep 30, 2019 · 2:56 PM UTC

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Sudan Muhammad@sudans1love30 Sep 2019

Whoever.... Put this video together?!... Is going straight to hell😂😂😂😂 Oh My God😂 This is 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop 🛑 laughing😂😂 What is wrong with people 😂😂😂

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