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Taking the ball to the corner of life

Joined October 2010
UgandanDave retweeted
You know it’s Christmas time when the imported Mohammeds crash their car into Germans.🎄
Auto rast in Menschengruppe, Fahrer flüchtet to.welt.de/gHZEBRa
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UgandanDave retweeted
BREAKING: Housing secretary Angela Rayner has approved plans to accommodate 1,256 male asylum seekers at MOD Bicester in Oxfordshire, next to the village of Piddington. Latest: trib.al/Fj9CH2E | 🇬🇧 The UK Tonight: youtube.com/watch?v=G_nsyHUb…
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UgandanDave retweeted
This and Simpsons while you eat your tea 👍
Channel 4 - 2004 - UK
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This is unironically the right answer. Caring more about what happens here at home than what happens across the ocean
When a reporter asked Kanye West about the Israel - Palestine conflict: “I got 14 kids dying every week in my city (Chicago) so talk to me about that”
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UgandanDave retweeted
So let’s get this right.. she met him and within minutes she had her tongue up his arse.. a few days later she goes around his house for round 2 and then she cries rape 17 years later. What a fucking joke. 🤣🤣
These are the details of Russell Brand's rape conviction: - Brand met a fan at one of his gigs in 2009 and invited her backstage - She had a consensual threesome with him - "used her tongue on his anus" "within moments" of meeting him - Days later Brand invited her to his house for sex, she agrees - The Times attacks Brand in 2022 for joining Rumble and becoming a right wing "conspiracy theorist" - The Times and Channel 4 colaborate for a big documentary expose in 2023 - Times says it had the allegations since 2019 but waited until his political shift to release them for some reason - Complainants for his criminal case all come forward after the doc drops, some contacted and encouraged by journalists - Jury concludes the woman 17 years ago consented to everything except anal sex, at which point she was raped - Rape charge is bundled with other sexual assault charges, including him grabbing a woman's breasts (which jury concluded was forced) who then gave him oral sex (which jury found was not forced) Brand now faces anything from 8 to 15 years in jail.
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Next time, invest the billions donated to you in civilian infrastructure instead of infrastructure for terrorism and hatred.
💔 The situation in Gaza is catastrophic We are drowning, shivering from fear and cold. Where is the world? Where is humanity? How much longer must we endure this injustice? How much longer will the world remain silent in the face of our suffering? 😭🇵🇸
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UgandanDave retweeted
Chris Hughton looking well
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UgandanDave retweeted
it gets funnier every time I see it
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UgandanDave retweeted
Within the top 3-5 purest of clinical finishers that this sport has ever seen
Harry Kane - Box Finishing
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UgandanDave retweeted
I'm seriously jealous of a person who spams W in Kai Cenat's chat. No worries, no stress, just Stupid as Fuck
Kai Cenat shows off his $450,000 GTA marathon setup but still hasn’t built the schools he promised in Africa.
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UgandanDave retweeted
Fans of Valenciennes, who are now near the bottom of Frances 3rd division, have begun playing circus music from the crowds during their games... I promise you this is the best thing you will see today... 😭
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Que religión de mierda honestamente
📸🇩🇿 الجزائري جوان حجام لاعب برايتون يغطي عورته خلال جميع منشوراته على IG. 🤍💚
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UgandanDave retweeted
found this on the ground immediately 😭😭
i keep forgetting how beautiful ann arbor is omg
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Nothing says “down with capitalism” quite like 10,000 comrades paying hundreds of thousands of pounds to watch a millionaire rapper perform in a multimillion-pound venue.
Ringing in my 33rd birthday with @macklemore and 10,000 comrades 🍉🥳
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UgandanDave retweeted
Sinclair Armstrong scoring and defeating Fenerbahce away from home. #BristolCity
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UgandanDave retweeted
Miss of the season so far?? 🫪 #UTG
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UgandanDave retweeted
If your kid is walking around in a ski mask 24/7 I don’t wanna hear “you didn’t know” or “he’s a good kid”
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UgandanDave retweeted
“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot
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UgandanDave retweeted
Certains hommes ravagés par les sites porno, onlyfans et les clips de rappeurs sont en train de critiquer cette femme physiquement… 💀 La nana est magnifique en plus d’avoir une vraie histoire avec son mari.
kate goat kane is ready to take it home
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