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You know it’s Christmas time when the imported Mohammeds crash their car into Germans.🎄
BREAKING: Housing secretary Angela Rayner has approved plans to accommodate 1,256 male asylum seekers at MOD Bicester in Oxfordshire, next to the village of Piddington.
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So let’s get this right.. she met him and within minutes she had her tongue up his arse.. a few days later she goes around his house for round 2 and then she cries rape 17 years later.
What a fucking joke. 🤣🤣
These are the details of Russell Brand's rape conviction:
- Brand met a fan at one of his gigs in 2009 and invited her backstage
- She had a consensual threesome with him - "used her tongue on his anus" "within moments" of meeting him
- Days later Brand invited her to his house for sex, she agrees
- The Times attacks Brand in 2022 for joining Rumble and becoming a right wing "conspiracy theorist"
- The Times and Channel 4 colaborate for a big documentary expose in 2023
- Times says it had the allegations since 2019 but waited until his political shift to release them for some reason
- Complainants for his criminal case all come forward after the doc drops, some contacted and encouraged by journalists
- Jury concludes the woman 17 years ago consented to everything except anal sex, at which point she was raped
- Rape charge is bundled with other sexual assault charges, including him grabbing a woman's breasts (which jury concluded was forced) who then gave him oral sex (which jury found was not forced)
Brand now faces anything from 8 to 15 years in jail.
UgandanDave retweeted
Next time, invest the billions donated to you in civilian infrastructure instead of infrastructure for terrorism and hatred.
UgandanDave retweeted
Fans of Valenciennes, who are now near the bottom of Frances 3rd division, have begun playing circus music from the crowds during their games...
I promise you this is the best thing you will see today... 😭
UgandanDave retweeted
It beggars belief.
Plaid Cymru spent £25,000 on beekeeping classes for disabled Ugandans gbnews.com/politics/plaid-cy…
UgandanDave retweeted
Nothing says “down with capitalism” quite like 10,000 comrades paying hundreds of thousands of pounds to watch a millionaire rapper perform in a multimillion-pound venue.
Ringing in my 33rd birthday with @macklemore and 10,000 comrades 🍉🥳
UgandanDave retweeted
Sinclair Armstrong scoring and defeating Fenerbahce away from home.
#BristolCity
UgandanDave retweeted
If your kid is walking around in a ski mask 24/7 I don’t wanna hear “you didn’t know” or “he’s a good kid”














































