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South African Co-Founder & CRO @Certus_AI | YC S25 (YT: https://nitter.gq/t.co/VsqvjIKrO8)

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Joined March 2024
actually unbelievable that this is something to be celebrated
Consumer AI is a new world. Avg time spent on Yam per user per day: 3 hours!
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F your AI b2b SaaS. We just launched Palantir for booking meetings. The last 14 days, companies like @MonacoGTM , @Nowadaysai, @Rippling , @salesforce , @marketercom, @posthog , and @retellai spent $100k+ with us on literal cakes. From today, Daymaker finds your prospects, reads their entire digital footprint, buys the one gift that makes their day, and gets you the meeting. Comment your name and I'll reply with everything Daymaker finds on you and the gift it would send you. If you dare. 🎁
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Gotta love some doctors and engineers getting their reading in
I hope I don't get in trouble for this... I made a video about the riots in Paris, but if they were actually trying to get books.
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I hope I don't get in trouble for this... I made a video about the riots in Paris, but if they were actually trying to get books.
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real life rocket league incoming
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Scandalous scenes in Kiev – The Zelensky regime continues the persecution of believers. Clergy and faithful of the canonical Ukrainian Orthodox Church (UOC) are forced to trample on the Russian flag and the images of Russian Patriarch Kirill and President Putin.
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Jesus, how absolutely dickless would you have to be as a husband to abide a septum ring in your spouse?
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waiting for the day africa releases an AI model...
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Western politicians are preparing a future in which our Christian grandchildren will suffer persecution. Sometimes through incompetence, sometimes in ignorance, but often in their hatred of Christ.
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It took the Reconquista nearly eight hundred years to reclaim Spain. Don't give me that loser talk that it's "too late for Europe." The next generation coming up is unbelievably based. They've seen what suicidal empathy has wrought upon their nations. Never lose faith.
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This is what happens when a civilized white government is forced to hand over a perfectly functioning infrastructure to a radical racial incompetent black government! Everything handed over on a golden platter! South Africa is collapsing and decaying!
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I am tempted to run Restore Britain's entire London mayor campaign on tearing this filth down.
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Anyone saying Europe feels 3rd world should try flying into JFK after a week in Copenhagen or walking around San Francisco after visiting Tokyo. Nothing in Europe gives you that kind of feeling of dysfunction and decline.
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I'm excited to announce that @certus_ai has officially partnered with @OpenTable, the largest reservation platform on earth! OpenTable helps 65,000+ restaurants fill 2 billion seats a year. But a large portion of reservations still start the way they did in the 1920's: someone picks up a phone and calls. So every night, tables go empty because nobody picked up the phone. Across 65,000+ restaurants, that's billions of dollars a year! The fix isn't to make hosts try harder. It's to make the phone answer itself. With this partnership, Certus AI picks up every call, takes the reservation, and sends it directly to any restaurant on the OpenTable network. I can't wait to see thousands of restaurants put this to work, and to keep building with the best in the industry!
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Friends, the problem of statistics is that even if they worked (they don't), whatever is derived statistically ONLY applies to groups never to single individuals. You are not hiring a subcontinent, but a single individual. Variance determines the max.
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India is the ultimate manifestation of the tragedy of the commons. One and a half billion people living in a pulsating, ever-growing Petri dish of near-zero social trust, in which preemptive exploitation becomes the norm: “If I don’t take the free resource now, someone else will, so I might as well take it”.
flight to India (this is insane)
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Don’t get bored. Be violent. Create your own enemies. Break your own records. Leave no doubt. At the end of your life, you’re never gonna want to be the man who gave up early.
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look at all the doctors and engineers
“Oh yes they’re literally dropping off illegal migrants by the truckload on your border” Not even the most racist person in Europe could make this stuff up
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This is how refugee programs work
These birds saw someone feeding an injured bird, so the all started faking injuries too...
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People used to waste their time doing shit that didn’t matter. Now they are vibe coding shit that doesn’t matter.
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