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That Vance is a proper plant pot isn’t he. Giving him a job like he’s got is like giving a Labrador the headset during a NASA mission to Mars. The Labrador would make more sense.

Dear Book Publishers, Please stop devaluing your own product so much that it enables Amazon to sell new releases at 50% off the RRP. Many thanks

I remember the ‘we’ll RAC to it’ bollocks… now it’s ‘join now and we’ll make sure you RAC your arse with us’. Garbage.

Call me cynical, but don’t things like injuring police and smashing up their vehicles actually assist the people wanting to go around killing others? Not sure how it proves a point.

I wasn’t ready for ‘Temporary’ @Eminem

Shout out to whoever was responsible for censoring Houdini, and blanked out loads of unnecessary stuff whilst leaving the bar about the transgender cat completely untouched.

😂 Best avoid his earlier work then, you sensitive little mingebags

Abra abracadabra

National Service should be enforced retrospectively for anyone in the UK who avoided it by the time/since it ended. If the old Tory nonces calling for it to be ‘brought back’ haven’t actually done it themselves, let’s see how keen they would be then…

LOL

Banter if Saka’s leg falls off

I decided to get AI to mash up cast members of the Harry Potter movies, with GoT characters, and I can’t decide if I’ve destroyed the world or not.

I detest British Gas with a passion.