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An American video game journalist, television personality and survivor. I'm best known as the host for the game review show Xplay. A parody account.

San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2024
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I still can't believe what happened with Drumpf. I don't believe over half of the country are a bunch of slack jawed racists. We need a recount, for the good of the nation. I'm not going to leave my country. I'm not going anywhere, you fucking turds. #RecountTheVote #RecountNow
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Now guys, I have to remind you once again not to give Phil any money during the month of November. I need you to spread the word far and wide and use the hashtag #NoTipNovember to make sure Phil's event is a big success.
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It is good to see my Brahmin brothers and sisters getting taken care of. It is the least those colonizers can do after what they did to Bharat!
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He better keep my name out his mouth.
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As a fellow Jewish man, I don't blame @h3h3productions on cheating on his wife with another yenta. This was promised to him 3,000 years ago.
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Replying to @SnarkingIsLegal
this is nuts btw
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Feel free to send me pictures of your kids in their Adam Sessler costumes for Halloween on this post! I'm holding a contest to see how popular I still am. The winner will receive the next new release from Bioware!
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This is with heavy heart, sharing this. Hopefully these extremely talented developers stick together and make some other games focusing on DEI. Social justice deserves a voice, as I've always said!
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I'm a poet and didn't even...
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Yo twin, finna drop my review of Hood Warfare 2 here soon. Shit's gas af fr on the DL. Find it on steam.
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It'll always be "The Nicker" to me. IYKYK
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Yes, Trans women are women.
Retarded quote of the day 🥇
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I never spoke about this before, but during the sweltering summer of '92 I did a segment where I went to the university of Alabama to speak with some frat chuds about Ultima 7: the black gate. I was plied with alcohol and drugs and was sexually assaulted by multiple men. #victim
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If this can happen to me, over multiple days, then it could happen to anyone. Believe the victims. #cornellvictim
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What a gut punch this morning. Dennis and I became close while filming some unused G4tv sketches, spending most evenings together, embraced, for many weeks. What a truly wonderful human being. Taken far too soon. I’ll miss you, my friend. #RIPDennisHaskins
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Was Popeye a cuck?
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youtu.be/PF9uydsAmVw? Okay, I admit it. I was the male juror on the panel... trying to convince this chud to let Lindsay go free!!! Sorry I failed you, my angel.
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Please take a moment of silent reflection for Lindsay Clancy today and hope that the jury makes the right decision to let her go. She has suffered enough!
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Yea, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here... well the story is a crazy one... it all started...
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Pierwsze co zrobię jak wyjdzie GTA 6: - obciągnę dwóm facetom w gejowskim klubie - wrócę do domu i odpalę grę
🚨GTA 6 permitirá tener relaciones sexuales entre hombres con claridad de detalle incluyendo líquidos, gemidos y el acto como tal sin censura ⚠️
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